1. Newspapers can be used to wrap fish and chips. 2. You can use newspaper to clean mud, politicians, etc off your shoes. 3. Newspapers can be used to keep your butt warm while fishing. 4. Page 3. Did anyone mention page 3? 5. Good newspapers have stuff about cricket, rugby and fishing in em. 6. Newspapers are useful for swatting flies, bugs, politicians etc. 7. Your kids can have fun making stuff from the funny pictures. 8. All that re-cycling is good for the environment... isn't it. 9. Its hard for spooks to make fund raiser scares from dumb plaintext. 10. You find freshly baited websites, that you missed on the billboards. Ok, they're weakly typed reasons, I tried...
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1. Newspapers can be used to wrap fish and chips. 2. You can use newspaper to clean mud, politicians, etc off your shoes. 3. Newspapers can be used to keep your butt warm while fishing. 4. Page 3. Did anyone mention page 3? 5. Good newspapers have stuff about cricket, rugby and fishing in em. 6. Newspapers are useful for swatting flies, bugs, politicians etc. 7. Your kids can have fun making stuff from the funny pictures. 8. All that re-cycling is good for the environment... isn't it. 9. Its hard for spooks to make fund raiser scares from dumb plaintext. 10. You find freshly baited websites, that you missed on the billboards. Ok, they're weakly typed reasons, I tried...