Cynthia driving home on her way back from a successful serial shopping spree, decides to give boyfriend Brendan a quick txt message,
"HI HUN HAV SUMTNG SPEC 4YA! CU IN 5 K B REDY 4 ME;) LUV U XOX".
Although Cynthia had time to send the SMS, tragically while placing the phone in her handbag, didn't have time to avoid the stationary dumpster-truck ahead. Cynthia didn't make it back in 5, or at all for that matter. RIP.
However, there is an upside: Had Cynthia made it back in 5, not long after arriving home she would've fallen pregnant to her lil love muffin. And so it could've been; Although Brendan ended their three-year relationship soon after Cynthia gave birth to Timothy, there was nothing fundamentally wrong with Cynthia's solo parenting skills. But Tim the little bugger, turned out to be a successful Hannibal-esque serial killer...
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Cynthia driving home on her way back from a successful serial shopping spree, decides to give boyfriend Brendan a quick txt message,
"HI HUN HAV SUMTNG SPEC 4YA! CU IN 5 K B REDY 4 ME ;) LUV U XOX".
Although Cynthia had time to send the SMS, tragically while placing the phone in her handbag, didn't have time to avoid the stationary dumpster-truck ahead. Cynthia didn't make it back in 5, or at all for that matter. RIP.
However, there is an upside: Had Cynthia made it back in 5, not long after arriving home she would've fallen pregnant to her lil love muffin. And so it could've been; Although Brendan ended their three-year relationship soon after Cynthia gave birth to Timothy, there was nothing fundamentally wrong with Cynthia's solo parenting skills. But Tim the little bugger, turned out to be a successful Hannibal-esque serial killer...