User: xfedaykinx

Correction

On: Garlic Farmer Wards Off High-Speed Internet

"A Nova Scotia farmer is opposing the construction of a microwave tower for lots of publicity and fears it will eventually mutate his organic garlic crop."

Fixed that for you.

Nice contraption

On: World's Biggest Alarm Clock Shakes You Out of Bed

But you can get pretty much the same thing without all the hassle that guy must have gone through to build his. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/8f1a/