“Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. ‘Steely Dan III from Yokohama,’ she says, caressing the shaft. Milk spurts across the room.
“’Be sure that milk is pasteurized. Don’t go giving me some kinda awful cow disease like anthrax or glanders or aftosa ’ “’When I was a transvestite Liz in Chi used to work as an exterminator. Make advances to pretty boys for the thrill of being beaten as a man. Later I catch this one kid, overpower him with supersonic judo I learned from an old Lesbian Zen monk. I tie him up, strip off his clothes with a razor, and fuck him with Steely Dan I. He is so relieved I don’t castrate him literal he come all over my bedbug spray.’
“’What happen to Steely Dan I?’
“’He was torn in two by a bull dike. Most terrific vaginal grip I ever experienced. She could cave in a lead pipe. It was one of her parlor tricks.’
“’And Steely Dan II?’
“’Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole.’”
I certainly hope that the inhabitants of Florida and the Los Angeles basin will have time to safely evacuate, before their welcome and long overdue submersion beneath the lapping waves...
"Here, instead of this piece of Real Estate, we in management are following the advice of our financial officer, and matching funds for a trip to Vegas!"
Capitalism, at its finest.
When 3D printing becomes fast, cheap and ubiquitous, the makers of Lego, and the makers of crappy plastic keychains will have to find another business.
I don't know about Cook & Ives shuck and jive, since the passing of Jobs... But I'm pretty sure the iOS crypto flaws are lower risk than ANYTHING those gangsters make at Samsung. I won't let them land an icebox in my house!
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You had my attention at "Uhura".
The "legs a fine sheen" are simply cruel to mention...
“Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. ‘Steely Dan III from Yokohama,’ she says, caressing the shaft. Milk spurts across the room.
“’Be sure that milk is pasteurized. Don’t go giving me some kinda awful cow disease like anthrax or glanders or aftosa ’
“’When I was a transvestite Liz in Chi used to work as an exterminator. Make advances to pretty boys for the thrill of being beaten as a man. Later I catch this one kid, overpower him with supersonic judo I learned from an old Lesbian Zen monk. I tie him up, strip off his clothes with a razor, and fuck him with Steely Dan I. He is so relieved I don’t castrate him literal he come all over my bedbug spray.’
“’What happen to Steely Dan I?’
“’He was torn in two by a bull dike. Most terrific vaginal grip I ever experienced. She could cave in a lead pipe. It was one of her parlor tricks.’
“’And Steely Dan II?’
“’Chewed to bits by a famished candiru in the Upper Baboonsasshole.’”
Yeah! Mongol invasions over the ice bridge to Siberia! Like the GOOD OLD days!
I certainly hope that the inhabitants of Florida and the Los Angeles basin will have time to safely evacuate, before their welcome and long overdue submersion beneath the lapping waves...
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
No. The power that resembles the Empire most is the United States.
Where was the referendum in Serbia, or Libya or Iraq, or Afghanistan, or Panama, or...
The US boot crushes the testicles of the world. Now, go drink your Pepsi, and read more self-congratulatory pap about the "free world".
"Here, instead of this piece of Real Estate, we in management are following the advice of our financial officer, and matching funds for a trip to Vegas!"
Capitalism, at its finest.
But now, who will run Google?
It's un-Ukrainian! Lord Vader should remain the enforcing power of the throne - not the occupant!
Don't let the fascists have another way to isolate you, enmasse.
When 3D printing becomes fast, cheap and ubiquitous, the makers of Lego, and the makers of crappy plastic keychains will have to find another business.
Oh. I hate Google more. :-)
Just as evil, and half as incompetent - with backing by lunatic fringe of the Military/Industrials.
Oh! How valuable! A PROMISE! From... MICROSOFT!
I feel better already.
They set it all up...
Ya know, if you have the power to shoot alcohol from your wrists, we might have to hang out.
Well, not my wrists, actually...
I was bitten by radioactive yeast in the biology lab, and now have acquired the super-powers of YEASTMAN.
And our fatalities were caused by HIGHWAY HEAD, not cissy cell phones!
There's a reason the pilot of a plane is sectioned away from the screaming babies.
I thought it was 'cause he didn't have a first-class ticket.
"When you PRY it from my COLD, DEAD... oh, yeah. Well, never mind. Carry on and all that."
PowerPiss! It's better, on an Apple?
I push rectangles on slides, all day long...
Where'd you work? Prom B? :-)
Funny. My brother in law has that.
Ice cream buried under two layers of steak.
Backfield in motion.
Ah, but you see? The UNITED STATES is also run by Gangsters and Oligarchs! And they have no honor.
What?! :-)
You mean proven "hardware backdoor" Samsung?
I don't know about Cook & Ives shuck and jive, since the passing of Jobs... But I'm pretty sure the iOS crypto flaws are lower risk than ANYTHING those gangsters make at Samsung. I won't let them land an icebox in my house!
There's occasional payout to someone. Like a slot machine. To the same effect.