User: Methicus

First Jackson in space

On: Tito In Space

Actually, Michael has already been in space. Anyone remember the moonwalk?

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

Fill 'er up

On: Clear Computer Cases

Now what would be really cool is if they made the case water-tight. You could fill the case with mineral oil and some food coloring. Be the first on your block to fill your system with transparent blue liquid!

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!

Dell and Miss Cleo

On: Microsoft Tech Suport vs Psychic Friends

I work for Dell Tech Support (award winning, my ass!) and I think that for the last week I work there I am going to impersonate Miss Cleo in teching problems. A friend and I talked about this and we both think it would be funny as hell. CUST: "Duh, my computer doesn't work." ME: "Dee 7 of Pentacles tells me dat ya got a virus while downloadin' dee porn and ya need to call McAfee." CUST: "What?!? I...I wasn't downloading any porn!" ME: "Sir, dee 5 of Cups tells me ya are very deceitful, and are lyin' right now, call McAfee and your computer will be filled with harmony." CUST: "No, I'm not calling McAfee, I don't have a virus!!" ME: "Yes, ya are sir. Dee 3 of Swords says dat I'm hangin' up on ya." ---CLICK---

Mmmm...Sacrelicious!