Are you serious? How many times do they come up in conversation? Maybe these people are talking to you because they do find you funny, cheerful, smart, etc. I love it when people complain about too much attention, until they don't get any at all and then they are complaining about the lack of attention.
Maybe I'm over-looking something here, but couldn't you just create additional free accounts? Yes, I'm that cheap...
Are you serious? How many times do they come up in conversation? Maybe these people are talking to you because they do find you funny, cheerful, smart, etc. I love it when people complain about too much attention, until they don't get any at all and then they are complaining about the lack of attention.