User: bamboo7

Re:People are Lazy and Biking is Hard

On: To Encourage Biking, Lose the Helmets

You are right about people being lazy. I live in Chicago where there are no hills and I would say most riders don't wear helmets. I have not once seen a person get in any kind of trouble for this. I think people don't ride around here because most already have cars and don't want to exercise.

Where are the real experts?

On: Debate Simmers Over Science of Food Pairing

Just tell me how the conservative and liberal politicians weigh-in on this debate so I can form my opinion without knowing any of the facts.

There's always math

On: NYC Bans Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing, Birthdays On Student Tests

So maybe there's hope for them yet.

Number 2

On: Willow Garage Robot Fetches Beer, Engineers Rejoice

Glass. Ice. Gin. Tonic. A squeeze of lime. Your cocktail, Dr. Marner.

The Ultimate Commentary

On: House of Commons Finds No Evidence of Tampering In Climate E-mails

"...had tampered with data or perverted the peer review process". Butthead: "Huh-huh, you said perverted."

Water World

On: Space Station Crew Drinks Recycled Urine

Kevin Costner paves the way for technological innovation. I'd quote the movie but for some reason no good lines spring to mind.

Press Release

On: Space Shuttle Atlantis Will Carry Basketballs Into Space

Farnsworth: While you were gone, the Globetrotters held a press conference informing everyone that I was a 'jive sucka.'