User: kingofmichigan

This will never happen

On: Smell Mail to Replace E-mail?

The OTIAA (Olfactory Transmission Industry Association of America), striving to protect the rights of the owners of the smells, will never permit the digital storing or transmission of smells. Why, smells could be endlessly duplicated, causing irreparable financial harm to the smell-producers. Only though the adoption of the OTIAA-approved Smell Transmission Integrated Network Ctyptocoder (STINC), still in development, can the owners preserve their rights via numerical copy constraints and embedded format checking. Make one too many copies, and what you thought was Pamela Anderson will end up being Ernest Borgnine. In fact, even discussing the free transmission of smells here is probably illegal.

What's the smell of a subpoena?

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