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  1. Welcome to Censorship on Brazil Bans Doom, Duke Nukem and 4 Other Games · · Score: 1

    In Germany they're banning this kind of games faster than you can develop them. OOOh, look there's blood. Censor it, censor it, it must be evil, it will turn our kids into homicidal manicas, censor it, never let those kids come into contact with death, the sight of even one iota of blood will make them a psychotic, censor it, censor it, move along, there's nothing to see here, there is no evil in Germany, what you are not allowed to see can't possibly exist, censor it.

  2. What did I do wrong? on Youngest Software Executive is Three Years Old · · Score: 1

    Strange, I was three years old in 1977, when I first sat before a computer, a PET 2001. I spent hours playing Space Invaders. Ah, dear,old, beloved PET 2001. Still works like a charm. Sadly, the data cassettes are not as reliable as the machine. Half of my old programs have been infected by bit rot. So I'm 25 now and still not a software executive... I wonder what went wrong

  3. Re:McDonalds already files lawsuits over names on Court Tells Disney to Pull Go.com Logo · · Score: 1

    In Germany, every third store is being Mc'ized right now. We have McClean, McPaper, McSoftware, McEverything&Anything. I'm just waiting for the inevitable McDiscountBroker, McSexShop, McChurch, McHospital, McFireFighters, McPolice and McShelterForTheHomeless.

  4. Again? on Grand Unified Theory Possible by 2050 · · Score: 1

    Isn't it strange that the Grand Unified Theory is always "about 50 years away"? Maybe the GUT is creating it's own time paradoxon to just keep it's solution always 50 years in the future.

  5. This thing is not enough on PalmPilot Fullsize Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So, where's the mouse clit to go with it? This thing needs Toshiba-Notebook-like mouse support, before it's worth anything. I don't want to switch to pen everytime I want to choose another item.

  6. IE vs. Notvigator on Communicator Is Losing The War..... · · Score: 1

    We have switched entirely from an all-Netscape shop to an all-IE shop in the last month. Nutscrape has gone all too unstable in it's latest releases to use anymore, so we're switching all our users to IE. And, guess what, as much as I hate Microsoft as much as the next guy, there's one thing to be said for IE 5. It's more stable, it's faster and it's much more usable than Netscape. And yes, I hate myself for supporting Micro$oft, so cut off the flak already. Now if MS could only bring it's other products up to par with IE 5...

  7. online vs. offline on Online Romance - For Good or Evil? · · Score: 1

    I met my first love online. Interestingly enough, her first mail was misdirected to me, instead of reaching the intended recipient (me being administrator and such). We talked for a while online, met and eventually wound up together. The relationship only lasted for a few months, but I learned something from it. People behave totally different when they're online than when they're offline. It was as if she had two totally different personalities, one for online purposes and one for offline purposes. Oh, and she wasn't even a computer geek. Geek in other parts of life, sure, but no computer geek. That's chance for ya.

  8. Re:"They said it couldn't be done" on SimCity for PalmOS Platform · · Score: 1

    It definitly ran on the C64. Hmmm, I guess it's time to search my cellar for my old 64 again. Time to play some Sim City and Last Ninja 3

  9. Saving user data on Amazon Sues B&N over Software Patent · · Score: 1

    Hmm,
    I think I'm gonna patent saving user data on a server.

    Hey, Rob, you owe me license fees :-)

  10. Re:Buggy on How Not to Attract Geeks · · Score: 1

    I have a bug collection.
    It's called Windows.

  11. Hu? on Article on OpenBSD and Theo de Raadt · · Score: 2

    The Calgary Herald is his hometown?
    I would imagine, it's a bit cramped in there.
    What happens to him, when I fold up the paper or burn it?

  12. Re:I agree, one more barrier to geeks getting laid on IBM launching wearable PC · · Score: 1

    Trying this again. I really should use the preview button....

    >Palm Pilots are still a status symbol, but I doubt they're chick magnets.

    From my own experience I can assure you, they indeed are. Looking at the Contacts database right now, I can see several phone numbers of girls I have met on the train, while I was fiddling with my Pilot and them coming right up to me going all "Oooh! What's that thing?" Great conversation starter and a place to put their info, all in one small package.

  13. Re:I agree, one more barrier to geeks getting laid on IBM launching wearable PC · · Score: 1

    >Palm Pilots are still a status symbol, but I doubt they're chick magnets. From my own experience I can assure you, they indeed are. Looking at the Contacts database right now, I can see several phone numbers of girls I have met on the train, while I was fiddling with my Pilot and them coming right up to me going all "Oooh! What's that thing?" Great conversation starter and a place to put their info, all in one small package.

  14. Re:Cyberclysm on The Coming Cyberclysm - Part One · · Score: 1

    Duh! Can't even spell anymore. Infocalypse!Infocalypse!Infocalypse!

  15. Cyberclysm on The Coming Cyberclysm - Part One · · Score: 1

    The correct term, of course, is not Cyberclysm, but Infocalype (see Snow Crash)

  16. They didn't have something like that already? on Finns Outlaw Virus Writing · · Score: 1

    In Germany writing virii is illegal for YEARS now. Any activity damaging a computer or data medium is punishable with up to 5 years of jail time.

  17. Re:what does the black card do on Amex to deploy Internet card with embedded chip · · Score: 1

    Someone moderate Jeremy up please. Good answer.

  18. Re:Already here in Germany on Amex to deploy Internet card with embedded chip · · Score: 1

    So what does the black one do?

  19. Flickering lights on Digital Power Line Gets Buried · · Score: 1

    I read on New Scientist, that it also interfered with the street lighting and caused the lamp posts to flicker. Hmmmm, this would have interesting consequences. Snooping on others with photo diodes, anyone?

  20. Re:Oooh. This is great! on HERF Gun: Make it in your basement · · Score: 0

    And the difference to her voice right now would be?

  21. Re:More stories!! on Victory for small business in domain disputes · · Score: 1

    Hey, Rob's got to sleep every few days....

  22. Already here in Germany on Amex to deploy Internet card with embedded chip · · Score: 2

    In Germany the blue Amex is already marketed for quite some time now. As far as I know, it's some "you're too young/poor/different to qualify for our real green credit card, so we're giving you a blue one instead, so everyone can see, how young/poor/different you are"-thing. No one wants to be seen with one of those.

  23. Oooh. This is great! on HERF Gun: Make it in your basement · · Score: 4

    Now I can finally shut down those Britney Spears sounds my neighbor is bombarding our street with. Aaaah, blissful silence!

  24. Re:Nanotech computers on Very Tiny Motor: Nano-level · · Score: 1

    Have a look at the Microvision Website for info on Snow Crash type displays.

  25. Re:cool. on Very Tiny Motor: Nano-level · · Score: 1

    And then you'll have the nanites taking over Earth. Wouldn't want that, now, would you? I'd rather see, what I'm stomping into ground round.