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  1. They all must take their own lives now on Foxconn May Close Factories In China · · Score: -1, Troll

    In order to bring great honor to foxxconn. All workers who would normally be fired are expected to sacrifice their lives at the factory closing ceremony.

  2. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    You can pry my thermonuclear intercontinental warhead from my COLD DEAD HANDS

  3. Re:Interpret it correctly on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    no its not a relief! because of the misspelling US citizens must keep their arms clothed at all times.

    similarly the "right to a free press" was actually a misprinting of "right to a free dress." you see the p is really just an upside down d, and the author of the amendment was slightly dyslexic.

    Man, the US of A would be such a better place to live if you had free sleeveless dresses... unfortunately thats not the case, and the US is stuck with what amendments it has.

  4. Re:It isn't vague. on Publishing Company Puts Warning Label on Constitution · · Score: 1

    Where exactly does it say you have the right to bare arms. You have the right to BEAR arms.

    You may own a pair (or more if you need them) of arms formerly attached to a bear. It can be any bear... Sarah Palin's favourite is Polar bear arms, but you can use whatever makes you feel safe.

    However, you do not have the right to show the entire surface skin of your arms; bare arms are not a guarenteed freedom , nor are you allowed to have bare bear arms, you must cover these things.

  5. Re:Don't let reality get in the way of your anger on MA High School Forces All Students To Buy MacBooks · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry teacher. I'm not rich enough to do my homework.

  6. Re:It's not violence on Violent Video Games Only Affect Some People · · Score: 1

    The Hebrew book of Enoch has the only mention of homosexuality that I remember

    Read Lev 18 again.

  7. Re:1.5 Trillion?! on RIAA Says LimeWire Owes $1.5 Trillion · · Score: 1

    Were you living as a hermit for the past decade?

  8. Re:1.5 Trillion?! on RIAA Says LimeWire Owes $1.5 Trillion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When downloading songs destroys the Louisiana bayou we'll talk again.

    When downloading songs kills the fishing industry that supplies 1/3 of the seafood in the US, we'll talk again

    Until then, STFU.

  9. Re:Ownership has nothing to do with it on Restraining Order On Commercial Spyware Lifted · · Score: 1

    So don't use private computers at work. Don't connect to the work VPN with private computers. You shouldn't be doing these things anyway.

    Employers cannot demand you to utilize private equipment for work tasks.

  10. Re:Ownership has nothing to do with it on Restraining Order On Commercial Spyware Lifted · · Score: 1

    WTF are you talking about? Of course it's about whether the employer owns the hardware. You can't install stuff on employees private property.

    For the record using this software is pretty lame. If an employer wants to monitor employees just tell the employees they are being monitored and use a less obfuscated software system. However, if the employer owns the hardware they can do whatever the fuck they want with it.

  11. Re:Use in the workplace on Restraining Order On Commercial Spyware Lifted · · Score: 1

    Because the gp is wrong. It's not about making sure the employees are using their time efficiently, it's about making sure that they aren't doing nefarious things like sharing trade secrets

  12. Use in the workplace on Restraining Order On Commercial Spyware Lifted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am assuming that the order was recinded because workplaces might want this functionality. It sucks for workplaces to do this but it's their right to install this sw on the computers they own

  13. Length of names on Why Are Indian Kids So Good At Spelling? · · Score: 1

    Have you seen how many letters are in an Indian persons name? No wonder they are good at spelling!

  14. Re:People overreacting much? on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 1

    Here in Canada the police wont usually pull you over unless you are doing 25+kph above the speed limit (15mph+). Doing 115(71mph) in a 100(62mph) isn't going to get you pulled over.

  15. Fuck Ohio on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 1

    Cant create hybrid clones, cant speed... WTF is that state coming too?

  16. Re:GPS on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 1

    Thats why I always say "Hello, My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to ...... " and I let my voice trail off.

  17. Re:Next Stop: Murder! on Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio · · Score: 4, Funny

    You post like a briber. Im hauling you in!

  18. Re:They Don't Mean Format on Publishers Campaign For Universal E-Book Format · · Score: 1

    how is that different from publishers?

  19. Re:Lack of Piracy for books on Publishers Campaign For Universal E-Book Format · · Score: 1

    entire trackers dedicated to it

    Care to share?

  20. Re:They Don't Mean Format on Publishers Campaign For Universal E-Book Format · · Score: 1

    Reviews by competent and trusted sources. Like a sci-fi magazine that you enjoy, or the NYT.

    The filter should be professional critics, not publishers.

  21. ePub on Publishers Campaign For Universal E-Book Format · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Issue solved. Everyone should just listen to me.

  22. Re:Here's a better idea on Bangladesh Blocks Facebook Over Muhammad Cartoons · · Score: 1

    hilarious!

  23. Re:Because of the kind of people who buy Apple on Why Apple Is So Sticky · · Score: 1

    No #1 does not fall into the mactard category

    Why? Because they aren't buying "cool." The defining factor of the Mactard is their desire to purchase "cool"

  24. Re:Congrats, you are my pick for douchiest post on Why Apple Is So Sticky · · Score: 1

    who said I was 1337? If anything my post should have shown that I was just fucking lazy.

  25. Re:Absolute horse shit on Why Apple Is So Sticky · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to know where you got your kool-aid

    This motherfucker jumped through my wall screaming "OHHHH YEEEAAAHHH" and then poured me a glass of kool-aid.