following humbly in the impressive typesteps of one UnknowingFool,
They market the phone to replace a number of gadgets people might carry around, and they sort of do it (mostly). That's the most frustrating thing of all. If Apple's iPhone division was running a marathon, it'd be like this: they'd start an hour and a half late, but regardless, they'd relentlessly catch up with the rest of the competitors. Then, they'd blaze ahead of the competition for the rest of the race--but they'd stop 20 feet before the finish line and just sit down right there, completely unexhausted, but protesting the idea of moving another inch.
2525: iphone phi 1.0 Features hologram imaging. Critics cry that no peer of peer hologram unison. It's frackin expensive;)
Assuming man is still alive and clutching to his/her/its insatiable desire for features thought to be necessary of consumer zen, Apple chief designer Zager, 18.289 meters yards shy of the finnish line (yes, by god, we will finally abandon imperial std, though cults will still worship in secret) , adjusts neural net, realizes the horde of retards will never pleased, and turns on "one more thing" cloaking device. He later walks left, into a metaverse where Harland Ellison has indeed turned Paramount execs into fiendish man-bear-pigs.
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Clever post, I enjoyed it the first time you posted it.
And thus worth saying again. For the win, however, post the excerpted ver on twitter, maintaining the same connotation.
They market the phone to replace a number of gadgets people might carry around, and they sort of do it (mostly). That's the most frustrating thing of all. If Apple's iPhone division was running a marathon, it'd be like this: they'd start an hour and a half late, but regardless, they'd relentlessly catch up with the rest of the competitors. Then, they'd blaze ahead of the competition for the rest of the race--but they'd stop 20 feet before the finish line and just sit down right there, completely unexhausted, but protesting the idea of moving another inch.
2525: iphone phi 1.0 Features hologram imaging. Critics cry that no peer of peer hologram unison. It's frackin expensive ;)
Assuming man is still alive and clutching to his/her/its insatiable desire for features thought to be necessary of consumer zen, Apple chief designer Zager, 18.289 meters yards shy of the finnish line (yes, by god, we will finally abandon imperial std, though cults will still worship in secret) , adjusts neural net, realizes the horde of retards will never pleased, and turns on "one more thing" cloaking device. He later walks left, into a metaverse where Harland Ellison has indeed turned Paramount execs into fiendish man-bear-pigs.