I've started to prepare to get my genuine Texas certified Masters in Divinity from FSMU when this bill passes. I figure if I learn a few Latin
phrases (like "modus operandi", "carpe diem" and "e pluribus unum") that should suffice.
For those interested in the FSMU campus, it's located just east of Palistine on the banks of the beautiful Trinity River. The school motto is "In Noodles We Trust", the schools fight song is "A Sauce we can Believe in", and the school mascot is cheesily named Harry Meatballs. It's a laid back kind of campus, with a gin mill in the Student Union Building and the diploma mill on the east bank of the river.
When I get my Masters from FSMU I can start my own church in Kansas, bash gays, and be totally tax free in the process.
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I've started to prepare to get my genuine Texas certified Masters in Divinity from FSMU when this bill passes. I figure if I learn a few Latin phrases (like "modus operandi", "carpe diem" and "e pluribus unum") that should suffice. For those interested in the FSMU campus, it's located just east of Palistine on the banks of the beautiful Trinity River. The school motto is "In Noodles We Trust", the schools fight song is "A Sauce we can Believe in", and the school mascot is cheesily named Harry Meatballs. It's a laid back kind of campus, with a gin mill in the Student Union Building and the diploma mill on the east bank of the river. When I get my Masters from FSMU I can start my own church in Kansas, bash gays, and be totally tax free in the process.