There is no 'proof'. So how can it be taught as fact?
So I guess archeologists really have not been unearthing any fossil remains, EVER!!! Evolution must just be an elaborate ploy carefully orchestrated by the creators of the discovery channel to boost ratings....instead we should just preach the bible. (Preach not teach) Since everything in it has been PROVEN fact. Wait, which bible do we use? One of the priests, preachers or dictators that rewrote it had to have gotten it right. Screw it, lets just use ALL of them. We can praise the virgin Mary, then cast her out all at the same party. Or we could decide her fate over a game of beer pong. One thing is certain, she prolly won't be virgin by the end of the party, ehhh. She gets a little to friendly after a couple beers if you know what i mean.
Glad i don't live in Texas.
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There is no 'proof'. So how can it be taught as fact?
So I guess archeologists really have not been unearthing any fossil remains, EVER!!! Evolution must just be an elaborate ploy carefully orchestrated by the creators of the discovery channel to boost ratings....instead we should just preach the bible. (Preach not teach) Since everything in it has been PROVEN fact. Wait, which bible do we use? One of the priests, preachers or dictators that rewrote it had to have gotten it right. Screw it, lets just use ALL of them. We can praise the virgin Mary, then cast her out all at the same party. Or we could decide her fate over a game of beer pong. One thing is certain, she prolly won't be virgin by the end of the party, ehhh. She gets a little to friendly after a couple beers if you know what i mean. Glad i don't live in Texas.