If you take the 14th, 5th, 23rd, 25th, 15th, 18th and 11th letters of the alphabet, and rearrange them into that order, you get 'new york'...surprisingly, if you had those numbers up together, take the average and then divide it by 10 - it's been 10 years since the gulf
war..well, nearly.... then add the square route of 1945 - the year of the atom bomb, factor that figure by 1984 (that's the same as the story, 1984, which is kind of bleak, by George Orwell, who knew or thing or two I can tell you)..it might give you the figure 4, which is
the same amount of times as 'war' appears in the word 'warmongeringwarwarwar' which isn't a word but it could be.......then stick your thumb up your arse and rotate through 90 degrees (that IS the year of the first gulf war)... then look at a picture of the Mona
Lisa (who looks like Saddam Hussein without the groucho marx 'tache...and the hair's different..and she's a woman, but their smile is the same) through a red sheet of plastic, squinting your eyes... you can see John Lennon. And he was like.... Jesus man, and that
fucker knew a thing or two as well, and I bet HE thought it'd be the end of the world as we know it... and if you play 'imagine' backwards it goes 'ffnighatrrccckkkrrcchhhh gfnngs,.'....
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That's no poodle! Ask you mom, she should know the difference.
Does he swallow?
But what they have there now is cool, too: A list of Slash sites, none of which had a goatse.cx link when I checked (that's different now).
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If you take the 14th, 5th, 23rd, 25th, 15th, 18th and 11th letters of the alphabet, and rearrange them into that order, you get 'new york' ...surprisingly, if you had those numbers up together, take the average and then divide it by 10 - it's been 10 years since the gulf
war..well, nearly.... then add the square route of 1945 - the year of the atom bomb, factor that figure by 1984 (that's the same as the story, 1984, which is kind of bleak, by George Orwell, who knew or thing or two I can tell you)..it might give you the figure 4, which is
the same amount of times as 'war' appears in the word 'warmongeringwarwarwar' which isn't a word but it could be.......then stick your thumb up your arse and rotate through 90 degrees (that IS the year of the first gulf war)... then look at a picture of the Mona
Lisa (who looks like Saddam Hussein without the groucho marx 'tache...and the hair's different..and she's a woman, but their smile is the same) through a red sheet of plastic, squinting your eyes... you can see John Lennon. And he was like.... Jesus man, and that
fucker knew a thing or two as well, and I bet HE thought it'd be the end of the world as we know it... and if you play 'imagine' backwards it goes 'ffnighatrrccckkkrrcchhhh gfnngs,.'....
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Watch what you eat in 'em 'ethnic' places in NYC: Those lumps of meat might no longer be the traditional dog meat...
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In case you haven't noticed: It's quite easy to promise anything to someone who's going to die.
Why don't you just die, too? I promise to mourn for half a minute.
Can someone please modify it to include the dead bodies?
You should post an explanation of what's to see, so the browser-impaired can enjoy it, too.
Every story on Slashdot deserves a goatse.cx ascii art.
9. Your sleep schedule is similar to that of the great horned owl.
8. You make more than all of the MBAs you know who actually finished college.
7. You have enough computing power in your house or apartment to render obscene pictures of upper management people.
6. Your idea of a social event is going to a non-disclosure discussion.
5. The last time you wore a tie was your high school graduation.
4. The last time you kissed someone was in high school.
3. "What?! No raise?!! No Backups, then..."
2. You have a vanity plate on your car that names a part of file systems.
And the number one sign you might be a system admininstrator...
1. You have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from home today so I can avoid wearing pants."
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