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  1. Re:USA will go after countries harboring terrorist on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    Timmy McVeigh was my hero!

  2. My dear friend, on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

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  3. Re:I found an interesting article about the chipse on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    That's no poodle! Ask you mom, she should know the difference.

  4. Re:Have a Penis Bird on that! on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    Does he swallow?

  5. Re:geekizoid where are you? on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    But what they have there now is cool, too: A list of Slash sites, none of which had a goatse.cx link when I checked (that's different now).

  6. SO DO YOU! on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    Yes, yes you do....

  7. Have a Penis Bird on that! on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

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  8. Islam is a religion of peace on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    A piece of a building here, a piece of an airplane there...

  9. Re:Put your chipsets here on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    ph34r m3.

  10. Saddam Hussein on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1

    If you take the 14th, 5th, 23rd, 25th, 15th, 18th and 11th letters of the alphabet, and rearrange them into that order, you get 'new york' ...surprisingly, if you had those numbers up together, take the average and then divide it by 10 - it's been 10 years since the gulf war..well, nearly.... then add the square route of 1945 - the year of the atom bomb, factor that figure by 1984 (that's the same as the story, 1984, which is kind of bleak, by George Orwell, who knew or thing or two I can tell you)..it might give you the figure 4, which is the same amount of times as 'war' appears in the word 'warmongeringwarwarwar' which isn't a word but it could be.......then stick your thumb up your arse and rotate through 90 degrees (that IS the year of the first gulf war)... then look at a picture of the Mona Lisa (who looks like Saddam Hussein without the groucho marx 'tache...and the hair's different..and she's a woman, but their smile is the same) through a red sheet of plastic, squinting your eyes... you can see John Lennon. And he was like.... Jesus man, and that fucker knew a thing or two as well, and I bet HE thought it'd be the end of the world as we know it... and if you play 'imagine' backwards it goes 'ffnighatrrccckkkrrcchhhh gfnngs,.'....

  11. Put your chipsets here on Motherboards with i845 Chipsets · · Score: -1


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  12. cool ass on Cool Neutron Stars? · · Score: -1


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  13. Re:Author Stephen King, Dead at 54 on PlayStation Portable · · Score: -1

    Watch what you eat in 'em 'ethnic' places in NYC: Those lumps of meat might no longer be the traditional dog meat...

  14. Portable Ass on PlayStation Portable · · Score: -1


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  15. Re:"Nifty"??? on Structural Damage to the Financial District · · Score: -1

    In case you haven't noticed: It's quite easy to promise anything to someone who's going to die.

  16. Re:"Nifty"??? on Structural Damage to the Financial District · · Score: -1

    Why don't you just die, too? I promise to mourn for half a minute.

  17. I want a map with the carnage on Structural Damage to the Financial District · · Score: -1

    Can someone please modify it to include the dead bodies?

  18. Re:Deep Throat on Deep Space 1 Completes Comet Fly-by · · Score: -1

    You should post an explanation of what's to see, so the browser-impaired can enjoy it, too.

  19. Thanks for posting this! on Deep Space 1 Completes Comet Fly-by · · Score: -1

    Every story on Slashdot deserves a goatse.cx ascii art.

  20. Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Sys Admin on Laserdisc Arcade Emulator - DAPHNE · · Score: -1
    10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.

    9. Your sleep schedule is similar to that of the great horned owl.

    8. You make more than all of the MBAs you know who actually finished college.

    7. You have enough computing power in your house or apartment to render obscene pictures of upper management people.

    6. Your idea of a social event is going to a non-disclosure discussion.

    5. The last time you wore a tie was your high school graduation.

    4. The last time you kissed someone was in high school.

    3. "What?! No raise?!! No Backups, then..."

    2. You have a vanity plate on your car that names a part of file systems.

    And the number one sign you might be a system admininstrator...

    1. You have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from home today so I can avoid wearing pants."

  21. Because it runs on Linux on Laserdisc Arcade Emulator - DAPHNE · · Score: -1

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  22. Put this on laserdisc on Laserdisc Arcade Emulator - DAPHNE · · Score: -1


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  23. Re:BREAKING NEWS! on LimeWire Goes Open-Source · · Score: -1

    In fact, I think Osama Bin Laden is sexy.

  24. Re:Linux Crap on LimeWire Goes Open-Source · · Score: -1

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  25. Can a robot do this? on Robots Go To War · · Score: -1


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