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  1. Hmm... on Is UNIX An OS? · · Score: 1

    Does the fact that MacOS X or WinNT don't come with sed, awk, grep, bind, apache, sendmail, etc. out of the box make them not operating systems to me? Hell no. This guy has no idea what he's talking about.

  2. Re:Sigh.... on Kursk Destroyed By Cavitation Missles? · · Score: 1

    Er, I think the phrase is "a Konovalov."

  3. Re:Seems unlikely.... on Kursk Destroyed By Cavitation Missles? · · Score: 1

    Alright, folks. It is a anti-ship sub. It has anti-ship missles. It's designed to kill ships (specifically American aircraft carriers). It can be armed with nuclear anti-ship missiles but the Russian claim it was not.

  4. Lookout! on Fiberless Optical Networks · · Score: 1

    A Flock of Seagulls has migrated through the lasers' paths!

  5. Re:unpossible on Groening Says The Simpsons Movie Planned · · Score: 1
    I forgot my favorite (from the same episode):

    Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious forgery. Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by this sort of hoax -- the so-called confession. It's just as fake as the Howard Hughes will, the Hitler Diaries, or the Emancipation Retraction.
    Lisa: But it explains why there's no record of Jebediah Springfield before 1796. He was Hans Sprungfeld until then.
    Hurlbut: That's preposterous. Get out! You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children -- for three months.

  6. Re:unpossible on Groening Says The Simpsons Movie Planned · · Score: 1
    From http://snpp.com/episodes/3F13.html:

    Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
    Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield
    Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

    And again:

    Homer: You su-diddely-uck, Flanders! [grabs a bell from him] Hear ye, hear ye! Ye olde town crier proclaimed crappy by all! Chooseth Homer Simpson, and he shalt rock thy world!
    Wiggum: Good God, he is fabulous.
    Skinner: Yes, he's embiggened that role with his cromulent performance.

    And yet again:

    The credits are superimposed over a shot of the bottom of Jebediah's statue: "A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man." Pan up to Jebediah as an old west tune plays:
    Hitch that team up, Jebediah Springfield
    Whip them horses, let them wagons roll
    That a people might embiggen America
    That a man might embiggen his soul
    His soul
    His soul...
    Gracie tune is unchanged.

  7. Re:unpossible on Groening Says The Simpsons Movie Planned · · Score: 5

    A movie certainly would embiggen the show...

  8. Re:Finally... on On Microsoft Porting to Linux/Unix · · Score: 1
    I've had netscape take down the OS indirectly. Every so often it gets a bug up its ass and consumes 100% of the system resources, giving you the choice of hitting reset or waiting for an indeterminate period in the hopes that maybe it'll let go of its death grip on your system.

    I suppose ulimit could fix that. Turnning Java off seems to do the trick though, as I've never had that problem happen to me while I had Java disabled.

    err,
    bash$killall -9 netscape-communicator; rm ~/.netscape/lock

  9. Oracle and MS licenses on Postgres Beats MySql, Interbase, And Proprietary DBs · · Score: 1

    What could happen if one did publish benchmarking results -- they yank the license? I guess that maybe a big deal since Oracle licenses are so expensive but I'm surprised noone has tried publishing benchmarks.

  10. Re:Portscan - yes on What Can You Find Out About Yourself, Online? · · Score: 1

    I am very curious of your results. Please keep us posted.

  11. Portscan on What Can You Find Out About Yourself, Online? · · Score: 5
    I went to www.555-1212.com and browsed around a bit. Then I got a portscan from stats.555-1212.com on 137/udp -- that's NetBIOS. What are they gonna grep my SMB shares for more info?

    Did anyone else notice this? What a bunch of bastards!

  12. Re:Research being done? on Building The Ubervirus · · Score: 1
    Certainly knowledge about viruses spreading in (non-cyber) populations has application to viruses spreading in the cyber-world. For example, there are two keys to effective viruses: infectiousness and latency.

    A large latency period caused HIV to really take off (because people didn't know they had HIV much less that they were spreading it). In contrast, Ebola is horribly infectious but has almost no latency period (a few days) and so every "outbreak" of ebola has been confined to villages.

    I think this also makes sense in the computer virus world.

  13. Re:Corporations taking over... on FTC Asks To Regulate Privacy; Doubleclick Hires PR Team · · Score: 1

    I can see it now: students gather together to protest the loss of privacy on the internet and the Chinese government runs them over with tanks.

  14. Re:What does your school use the machines for? on Linuxcare Responds To Tim O'Reilly's Article · · Score: 1

    Maple (which I think is considerably better than Mathematica) is also available for Linux.

  15. Re:The Los Gatos HAZMAT sites on Los Alamos Lab: We're OK, You're OK · · Score: 1

    The Los Alamos Study Group is a "non-profit, research-oriented, nuclear disarmament organization" which keeps tabs on the Lab. I suspect they are a bit on the hysterical side but they have some interesting things to say, particularly about the radioactivity of plants around the lab.