Who Cares? The AP never got congratulated on their 1,000th story. No ticker tape parade, no dancing girls, not so much as a mention. If anything, they had a blurb posted in the employee lounge that got tic-tac-toe scribbled on it. Slashdot, nobody cares about your one thousandth story....big deal.
What? What's that you say?...TEN THOUSANDTH!!!???!!! Well then.... happy happy, joy, joy!
These additional comments were placed here, purposefully, to allow me to take up more space and prove, once and for all, that I know how to write substantively without a lot of filler.
Ok, I will only admit that IF I looked like Laura Croft, I would never leave home. I would spend too much time in front of the mirror. However, I look like Dave, the guy who geeked when he got DSL. Bender Gending in a video game isn't new. I've played as Sonya on Mortal Kombat and who's her face on what's it called. It's part of the game, not a sick fantasy. Let's not get Freud about being a chick in a game. If you GB in real life, you have issues.((enter the sarcasm)) If you are GBing virtually because you want to know what it's like to be a woman then I must say, you're going about it the right way. Most women spend there whole lives kicking armed people's asses, slaying demons and finding gold that seems to hover in mid air. ((exit sarcasm)) I don't know what's worse...trying to be a woman through a video game or BELIEVING that you can be a woman in a video game. -----OR----- I don't know what's worse...trying to take up space with additional comments or BELIEVING that taking up space with additional comments really serves a purpose.
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Who Cares? The AP never got congratulated on their 1,000th story. No ticker tape parade, no dancing girls, not so much as a mention. If anything, they had a blurb posted in the employee lounge that got tic-tac-toe scribbled on it. Slashdot, nobody cares about your one thousandth story....big deal.
What? What's that you say? ...TEN THOUSANDTH!!!???!!! Well then.... happy happy, joy, joy!
These additional comments were placed here, purposefully, to allow me to take up more space and prove, once and for all, that I know how to write substantively without a lot of filler.I'm replying to my own post because it is my first post and I didn't want it to be lonely.
Ok, I will only admit that IF I looked like Laura Croft, I would never leave home. I would spend too much time in front of the mirror. However, I look like Dave, the guy who geeked when he got DSL. Bender Gending in a video game isn't new. I've played as Sonya on Mortal Kombat and who's her face on what's it called. It's part of the game, not a sick fantasy. Let's not get Freud about being a chick in a game. If you GB in real life, you have issues.((enter the sarcasm)) If you are GBing virtually because you want to know what it's like to be a woman then I must say, you're going about it the right way. Most women spend there whole lives kicking armed people's asses, slaying demons and finding gold that seems to hover in mid air. ((exit sarcasm)) I don't know what's worse...trying to be a woman through a video game or BELIEVING that you can be a woman in a video game. -----OR----- I don't know what's worse...trying to take up space with additional comments or BELIEVING that taking up space with additional comments really serves a purpose.