Stalking me all over Slashdot to link to a post that everyone is going to find merely funny rather than offensive doesn't seem like it is going to help you cause much. You do realize that posting it will only raise the exposure to that entire line of posts, including your own? Do you really want people reading what you wrote there?
Waaah. Waaah. Waaaait a minute. You're a solid decade older than I am unless you started posting on Slashdot at age five. How on earth do you get through daily life if you don't even know when to quit a conflict with a second class troll? How long is your list of personal enemies? When I'm sixty will I still be able to come here every day for a few minutes of entertainment at your obsessive rage?
Also, now that the people with mod points have moved on to other threads I don't really care if I was caught red handed. According to the mod points distributed, people enjoyed the picking on your ranting more than the ranting itself. So I trolled you once in a single thread; you fell for it hook, line, sinker, and motorboat, and are now stalking me across the entire face of Slashdot in order to try and make me look... what exactly? It's not ashamed, since your posts are more embarrassing than any reply I could give. It isn't angry, since I have a life outside of Slashdot and am just using this for my personal amusement. Silly? You might have a chance there. But you'll have to start posting either more witty or well researched posts to counter mine. Of course, if you're doing it all for my entertainment, I have to thank you for all the fun it has been so far. Keep it up.
Hmm, maybe that was a more eloquent answer than this deserved, and I should consider myself trolled. All right, one point to you, however you're counting score for this little game.
I was trusting in your vast intellect to figure it out and tell me. After all, I don't have a doctorate degree in neurology like you do. I probably can't be trusted with a formidable question such as the one you pose.
You, on the other hand, are a master of wit and entertainment: I find it vastly amusing that you're going to the trouble of finding so many of my old comments and writing insults under each of them, especially since these topics are so far down the page that nobody but us two are going to bother reading them.
No, scratch that. Beyond this post, I'm not going to bother reading any of the rest either.
You know why I'm having more fun than you are? Because my ego doesn't rest on refuting what random people on Slashdot have to say about my reputation. The fact that I can trigger a full page response from a single line post is evidence that you are being trolled very effectively indeed.
That said, I am wasting both our times with this, and I admit I'm tarnishing my character by engaging in it. I beg your forgiveness for intruding on your life of mighty accomplishments.
So give a maximum of 10 years or so that you get it free. That's plenty long for any independent artist to write a new book or song if they are serious about their work.
Or as a human race we are more attuned to solving the kinds of problems presented by standard IQ tests. We probably have lost skills in other areas that we no longer know how to test.
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Darn straight. Shakespeare? Who?
Stalking me all over Slashdot to link to a post that everyone is going to find merely funny rather than offensive doesn't seem like it is going to help you cause much. You do realize that posting it will only raise the exposure to that entire line of posts, including your own? Do you really want people reading what you wrote there?
Actually, I think a +1 Over Dramatic mod would be highly appropriate for this post of yours too.
Waaah. Waaah. Waaaait a minute. You're a solid decade older than I am unless you started posting on Slashdot at age five. How on earth do you get through daily life if you don't even know when to quit a conflict with a second class troll? How long is your list of personal enemies? When I'm sixty will I still be able to come here every day for a few minutes of entertainment at your obsessive rage?
Also, now that the people with mod points have moved on to other threads I don't really care if I was caught red handed. According to the mod points distributed, people enjoyed the picking on your ranting more than the ranting itself. So I trolled you once in a single thread; you fell for it hook, line, sinker, and motorboat, and are now stalking me across the entire face of Slashdot in order to try and make me look... what exactly? It's not ashamed, since your posts are more embarrassing than any reply I could give. It isn't angry, since I have a life outside of Slashdot and am just using this for my personal amusement. Silly? You might have a chance there. But you'll have to start posting either more witty or well researched posts to counter mine. Of course, if you're doing it all for my entertainment, I have to thank you for all the fun it has been so far. Keep it up.
Hmm, maybe that was a more eloquent answer than this deserved, and I should consider myself trolled. All right, one point to you, however you're counting score for this little game.
What's that? Did Timmy fall down the well?
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Oh, nobody's answering your questions? That's terrible. Almost like they don't respect you at all.
If you factor in the hours you work to earn the money to pay for the car and fuel...
Aww. You're a good little boy, yes you are.
*pats apk on the head*
You're like my very own tiny, angry, Slashdot pet.
Aww. Isn't that cute.
You honestly think voting matters anymore?
Oh noooooooo! I'm being haunted by the ghost of a grade school bully.
I don't have to answer it. I am a being with free will. I choose to defy you, and egg you on.
Eh, scratch that. Only the centre tower is all that tall.
Hi Apk. Imagine seeing you here.
I suspect their height might be partially to avoid this too.
I was trusting in your vast intellect to figure it out and tell me. After all, I don't have a doctorate degree in neurology like you do. I probably can't be trusted with a formidable question such as the one you pose.
Hiya, apk. You don't disappoint.
What about Duke Nukem Forever Dead? Where does that go on the scale?
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Standing by for apk assault.
You, on the other hand, are a master of wit and entertainment: I find it vastly amusing that you're going to the trouble of finding so many of my old comments and writing insults under each of them, especially since these topics are so far down the page that nobody but us two are going to bother reading them.
No, scratch that. Beyond this post, I'm not going to bother reading any of the rest either.
You know why I'm having more fun than you are? Because my ego doesn't rest on refuting what random people on Slashdot have to say about my reputation. The fact that I can trigger a full page response from a single line post is evidence that you are being trolled very effectively indeed.
That said, I am wasting both our times with this, and I admit I'm tarnishing my character by engaging in it. I beg your forgiveness for intruding on your life of mighty accomplishments.
Bummer, eh?
I suppose a large ham like yourself can't help but feed the trolls.
Also:
+ 1 Overly Dramatic
Bingo.
Book publishers generally write their books to conform to the educational standards of the state/province.
So give a maximum of 10 years or so that you get it free. That's plenty long for any independent artist to write a new book or song if they are serious about their work.
Or as a human race we are more attuned to solving the kinds of problems presented by standard IQ tests. We probably have lost skills in other areas that we no longer know how to test.