While I can't say I know the author's intent, my first thought upon reading this was that it's a Simpsons quote (or actually, a mis-quote). From the episode "Burns' Heir":
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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While I can't say I know the author's intent, my first thought upon reading this was that it's a Simpsons quote (or actually, a mis-quote). From the episode "Burns' Heir":
Marge: I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?
Homer: There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
(thanks to snpp)