Four years ago, a former chemistry major from the University of Chicago decided that the university was to blame for her inability to find a job. However, seeing as UChicago breeds an unusual variety of nerd, the woman decided to set fire to our math, chemistry, and divinity school buildings.
It's probably indicative that none of her fires actually got going very well, and that she was caught soon after because she was walking around campus smelling like gasoline. What a terrible chemistry major, if she can't even commit arson properly.
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Four years ago, a former chemistry major from the University of Chicago decided that the university was to blame for her inability to find a job. However, seeing as UChicago breeds an unusual variety of nerd, the woman decided to set fire to our math, chemistry, and divinity school buildings.
It's probably indicative that none of her fires actually got going very well, and that she was caught soon after because she was walking around campus smelling like gasoline. What a terrible chemistry major, if she can't even commit arson properly.
School newpaper article at maroon.uchicago.edu/online_edition/news/2005/11/22/alumna-is-charged-with-four-counts-of-arson/