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  1. Re:i miss you OOG on Gun Sales Halted By FBI Computer Glitch · · Score: 2

    OOG!!!! My studly Open Source Caveman. Nobody can get my petrified like you. Oh how I miss you.

    I'll always treasure the Open Source CD you gave me to hit my crazed fans over the head with.

    Thinking of you OOG
    Natalie

  2. Re:werd on Gun Sales Halted By FBI Computer Glitch · · Score: 1

    You know, #@# is my favorite place to hang out after a long day of being petrified.

    I like to sit back, pour hot grits down my pants, and relax.

    I'd really love it if you'd stop by. (I think you know who you are)

    Love Natalie

  3. Re:alright on Date Pagers · · Score: 1

    If I went into a Star Wars conventions, mine would explode. Lots o' Love -- Natalie

  4. Re:I wonder... on Date Pagers · · Score: 2

    First, I feel that any post, in any thread, on any story, that is about me is quite on-topic.

    Secondly, do you know for a fact that I don't have one of these pagers? I, in fact, will be taking a trip to Japan in the near future and I have ordered one for my stay there. It's always nice to be able to meet fellow hot grits lovers without the hassle of asking every person you meet. This will simplify matters for me greatly.

    How can anyone not love hot grits?
    -- Natalie

  5. Re:I wonder... on Date Pagers · · Score: 3

    Thank you valient sir for the defense of such a great admirer of mine. Because of your gracious gesture i will gladly poor hot grits down your pants anytime you wish. If you aren't into hot grits, don't fret, for my sole purpose in life is pleasing my fans, and I would be willing to please you in anyway you wished.

    With much love, Natalie

  6. Re:YOU ARE A WHORE...& I LOVE YOU on Date Pagers · · Score: 0

    You know that'd I'd love too, but since i don't know which of my many lovers you are, I won't be able to, sorry.

    Next time you want some sweet sweet lovin' remember to not post AC.

    Later stud of mine ;)

  7. Re:I wonder... on Date Pagers · · Score: 0

    Why yes, yes i do. Especially if im petrified at the time.

    Thank you for asking.