Paul Mcartney is just another zit on my ass. I am not one of the people who lived while the Beatles were still ripping their vocals on stage. I think I have heard some of their music on the radio... If you would call it music... I think music is the euphoria of noises. Similar to a waterfall echoing the sweet songs of birds. Paul Mcartney is not worth a damn because his generation is just about dead from AIDS and my generation is NO DOUBTedly moving in with KoRn and other odd relics. Not my choice. I think music can be heard in the absence of guitars and whatever... Meanwhile, he currently tours the country with a ragged group of timers, composed of ignorance, socialistic behavior, and immorality.
He helps PETA. Do you know what PETA is? Do you know who and what the "Friends of the anchovy" represent? PETA stands for "People For The Ethical Treatment of ANimALs" Every year they invade my forest with legislation and screw the balance of nature. They think that they can protect the fluffy mountain lions from being hunted. Because of the Moutain Lions being protected, the dear are overhunted by the mountain lions. Every mountain lion must kill and eat one dear every 6 days. When there aren't enough dear around, they move into residential areas and prey on my "fluff" and "blitz" Those are my pets(cat and dog). When they get desparate, they'll start looking upon human prey that they think they can overpower. Do you know what happens when you kill one in defense and fear? Those fagets of the 70s put you in jail and you get to spend the night next to some phornicator who was arrested for accidently breaking her dog's backbone while being graciously humped.
Well, that is Paul Mcartney's frame of mind. It is true! I am not a liar! What does this have to do with the MP3.com lawsuite? Well, all of his crappy songs raise money that is contributed to PETA. If he thinks someone put his voice in a pickle jar and thinks he is entitled to a salary of XXXX dollars a month, he thinks that he can sue the owner of that pickle jar for any amount he sees fit! He has raped the forest for all of its worth and when he moves into suing legitimate private business only to steal from them using a damn lawyer, he had better get some back surgery because he is going to start rupturing discs from trying to dodge people's bullets! He should go back to his gay accoustic guitar and piss up a rope for all I care. And to go below the belt, I think his voice sounds like sandpaper being played through an 8bit chinese soundcard.
If you put your face up to the screen, blur your vision, and slowly bring your face away from the screen, you will see some of Bill Clinton's genes in that sample. 'nuff said; i'm already getting sick in the stomach.
Don't lose hope brutha. You'll get to do it all over again when you are reincarnated. Maybe you'll become one of those damn-fit fruit flies and you can eat all the damn fruit your, thousand or so, eyes can feast upon! At least you'll not be interested in my Hot, Juicy, slab of beef. You can always find refuge in my aquarium. I'll fix you a nice, rusted salad. Don't you understand what is happening?!?! Fruitflies! Fruitflies are happening! So many fruitflies and so little time. I bet there is a hundred thousand uses for mapping the fruitfly's genes. Ah shit! I can't even think of one at this minute. Don't people in india eat maggots'n'stuff? Let's put our heads together and think of something we can do with fruitfly genes...nothing at all! Out of all the public service I have seen...fruitflies! Egad! The excitement in mapping fruitfly genes! We need a mascot. Hurry! Someone be our mascot and make a damn song on fruitfly genes. We can be famous for it! whoopeeedoooo! Were on our way! Lets post our success in mapping fruitfly genes at slashdot's website! They're surely gunna give us money now!
There are about 15 different fruit flies in my area. Oriental, dogshit, saskatchewan, dew(melon), chernobyll, and the list goes on. When are they going to resume releasing sterile fruit flies and just keep reducing their numbers? Big stinkin' deal. They probabley fit it onto a legal-size paper. I didn't notice which species they were showing and I want to know when they are going to map the genes of say, the frozen and fresh, wooly mammoth that they want to reserect so badly. Are they planning to map anything else or are they going to experiment with the fruit fly for another week until it expires again? I'm a donater. If they need my genes, by all means, send a cup and rid my future chirdlen of mental illness.
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He helps PETA. Do you know what PETA is? Do you know who and what the "Friends of the anchovy" represent? PETA stands for "People For The Ethical Treatment of ANimALs" Every year they invade my forest with legislation and screw the balance of nature. They think that they can protect the fluffy mountain lions from being hunted. Because of the Moutain Lions being protected, the dear are overhunted by the mountain lions. Every mountain lion must kill and eat one dear every 6 days. When there aren't enough dear around, they move into residential areas and prey on my "fluff" and "blitz" Those are my pets(cat and dog). When they get desparate, they'll start looking upon human prey that they think they can overpower. Do you know what happens when you kill one in defense and fear? Those fagets of the 70s put you in jail and you get to spend the night next to some phornicator who was arrested for accidently breaking her dog's backbone while being graciously humped.
Well, that is Paul Mcartney's frame of mind. It is true! I am not a liar! What does this have to do with the MP3.com lawsuite? Well, all of his crappy songs raise money that is contributed to PETA. If he thinks someone put his voice in a pickle jar and thinks he is entitled to a salary of XXXX dollars a month, he thinks that he can sue the owner of that pickle jar for any amount he sees fit! He has raped the forest for all of its worth and when he moves into suing legitimate private business only to steal from them using a damn lawyer, he had better get some back surgery because he is going to start rupturing discs from trying to dodge people's bullets! He should go back to his gay accoustic guitar and piss up a rope for all I care. And to go below the belt, I think his voice sounds like sandpaper being played through an 8bit chinese soundcard.
There are about 15 different fruit flies in my area. Oriental, dogshit, saskatchewan, dew(melon), chernobyll, and the list goes on. When are they going to resume releasing sterile fruit flies and just keep reducing their numbers? Big stinkin' deal. They probabley fit it onto a legal-size paper. I didn't notice which species they were showing and I want to know when they are going to map the genes of say, the frozen and fresh, wooly mammoth that they want to reserect so badly. Are they planning to map anything else or are they going to experiment with the fruit fly for another week until it expires again? I'm a donater. If they need my genes, by all means, send a cup and rid my future chirdlen of mental illness.