This could be a total boon in our reality TV world. Next time Old Dirty Bastard won't get burned by Gonnarhea "twice" (this would make the third).
Wait guys... this could be a good thing.
No more Slurpees... uh, Herpes.
Those lame dating/matchmaker sites could now have added functionallity. Kind of like that car checking website that checks to see if a farmer's labrador retriever drove the car into a pond. Ooh... maybe soon there will be online background checks too for us to make sure our neighbors aren't dirty Krauts (it's "Freedom Cabbage godamnit!"). The final "piece of resistance" (damned French and their "Freedom Fries") would be if the good old US of A (it's "Freedom Cribage godamnit!") made it possible for kids to see if they're adopted and who and where their no good "real" parents are. It could be called "whyaremyparentswhiteandimnot.com" (it's called "Freedom Bastards godamnit").
This would be the kind of world I would have chosen to live in, if only the doctor or my mom asked me first (put me back into that womb, this isn't "Freedom" godamnit!). But the doctor would've had my moms med records as they would have been freely posted on some sort of online posting group or slashdot site, so he would've known not to trust her, she's a pathological liar (why are you white mom, and I'm only semi-white?! huh mom?!).
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This could be a total boon in our reality TV world. Next time Old Dirty Bastard won't get burned by Gonnarhea "twice" (this would make the third).
Wait guys... this could be a good thing.
No more Slurpees... uh, Herpes.
Those lame dating/matchmaker sites could now have added functionallity. Kind of like that car checking website that checks to see if a farmer's labrador retriever drove the car into a pond.
Ooh... maybe soon there will be online background checks too for us to make sure our neighbors aren't dirty Krauts (it's "Freedom Cabbage godamnit!"). The final "piece of resistance" (damned French and their "Freedom Fries") would be if the good old US of A (it's "Freedom Cribage godamnit!") made it possible for kids to see if they're adopted and who and where their no good "real" parents are. It could be called "whyaremyparentswhiteandimnot.com" (it's called "Freedom Bastards godamnit").
This would be the kind of world I would have chosen to live in, if only the doctor or my mom asked me first (put me back into that womb, this isn't "Freedom" godamnit!). But the doctor would've had my moms med records as they would have been freely posted on some sort of online posting group or slashdot site, so he would've known not to trust her, she's a pathological liar (why are you white mom, and I'm only semi-white?! huh mom?!).
Does anybody else need a soothing chocolate milk?
7% of spam resulted in sales?
ALL 7% had to have been porn. That's definitely an impulse buy... I've seen it with my own 2 eyes... I uh, um... well, erh, trust me.
Toshiba laptops have really ass-kicking international warranties that come STANDARD.
They also have International Modems (aka worlwide modems) available through their accessories dept.
Ooh, ooh, they also got power and phone adapter kits for : Europe, Asia, and the Americas- also through their accessories dept.
The effects of CARTOONS on American children sounds more interesting.
Daffy Duck from the 30s to the late 40s was the best.
THE BEST DAMNIT!!!!!