User: bigspring

In Soviet Redmond . . .

On: Microsoft's Glasses-Free 3D Display

. . . TV watches you!

Darn

On: Guess My Speed and Give Me a Ticket, In Ohio

I was going to suggest that the state invest in a human-hawk hybridization program to legitimize this, but Ohio got rid of that possibility as well: http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/06/03/1422213/OH-Senate-Passes-Bill-Banning-Human-Animal-Hybrids

Re:include 'common-sense' returns false.

On: Proposed Law Would Require ID To Buy Prepaid Phones

It's always fascinating to me that the political party that trumpets about about smaller government, deregulation, and individual freedoms is the same one that tends to introduce this kind crap.

Problem Solved

On: Stem Cell Patent Halts Hospital's Collection

I'm gonna patent the patent process. What then, bitches?

Re:Crowdsourcing HIV

On: Crowdsourcing HIV Research

Yeah, but clearly we've yet to infect the right people to get it cured.

Re:Not only Night Vision

On: OLED Film Could Provide Cheap Night Vision For Cars

Don't forget porn!