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Computer Simulation Finds Washington Unreliable

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There, fixed. Now it makes sense. Doesn't anybody proof read these titles before posting stories?

Predictions

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2004/1 ... Jack-booted Good ol' Boys arrive at /. to track down the posters of every subversive comment.
2004/11 .. Bush renames "White House" to "White Palace" immediately after election.
2005 .... Bush declares northern Mexico part of Texas, throws out residents, and builds "Texas Palace" there.
2006 .... In new "Freedom of Religion Act", Catholics, Muslims, moderates and atheists are declared official terrorists. Pre-dawn raids on the Vatican successfully eliminate the terrorist threat known as the Pope.
2007 .... Loyalist US Army enforces "Two terms is Two Too Few" Executive Order.
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2050 .... In "Most evil people in the last 200 years" poll, George Bush beats Hitler 10 to 1.