an eccentric frequenter of the tech-savvy news discussion site, slashdot.org, has obtained a government grant to build the worlds first synthetic human. working in isolation, the inventor designed the synthetic human, affectionately named, syntha-port, from the ground up.
"i had a pretty good idea about what functionality i was after here. i watched every natalie portman film i could get my hands on, including appearances on david letterman and entertainment tonight. the only thing i still have to work out is the hot-young-actress mind control rays that natalie shoots out from her big brown eyes and pouting teen breasts."
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oh yeah, i forgot your cute teen mind-control rays.
an eccentric frequenter of the tech-savvy news discussion site, slashdot.org, has obtained a government grant to build the worlds first synthetic human. working in isolation, the inventor designed the synthetic human, affectionately named, syntha-port, from the ground up.
"i had a pretty good idea about what functionality i was after here. i watched every natalie portman film i could get my hands on, including appearances on david letterman and entertainment tonight. the only thing i still have to work out is the hot-young-actress mind control rays that natalie shoots out from her big brown eyes and pouting teen breasts."
thank you
i will take a few days off to chat with my natalie portman poster!