Think of the possibilities for criminology!
An errant fart while committing a crime leaves microscopic poo particles floating about the crime scene.
One micro-bacterial analysis later, compare to your database of samples, and you have your man!
(And it would be a man. We all know ladies don't ever break wind, even when committing the most heinous of crimes.)
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It's how games started, and some of the most famous games and programmers in the past started - little more than technical demos.
Think of the possibilities for criminology! An errant fart while committing a crime leaves microscopic poo particles floating about the crime scene. One micro-bacterial analysis later, compare to your database of samples, and you have your man! (And it would be a man. We all know ladies don't ever break wind, even when committing the most heinous of crimes.)