As a long time user of the internet, and obviously someone much less ignorant than you, might I just say this: "Shut the fuck up." Seriously. People like you ARE the newfags you idiot. You're not "cool" or "badass" because you have a log in. My grandmother has one. Keep your angry-because-I-was-violated-by-daddy-as-a-child ass off the internet.
As a long time user of the internet, and obviously someone much less ignorant than you, might I just say this: "Shut the fuck up." Seriously. People like you ARE the newfags you idiot. You're not "cool" or "badass" because you have a log in. My grandmother has one. Keep your angry-because-I-was-violated-by-daddy-as-a-child ass off the internet.