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Test C and Java? They fit not in the same mold Apples, Oranges
Amiga, alive! Our destiny etch'd in stone We mean it this time
Floating in a maze Twisty chasms of mayhem Blast haywire robots
There once was a cutler from venus Endowed, you'd think equine his genus His choice in career Was the source of his fear His wife threatened to cut off his penis!
Compton, satelite Not the bad L.A. suburb Don't confuse the two
The name has meaning Rejoice in revelation Grasp the obvious
Napster battle nigh Artists, companies take sides Hope consumers win
Natalie Portman! OOG, the eloquent cave troll! Hot grits down your pants!
A troll, this poet? These posts you spite belong here Ever relevant
There once was a girlie named "jabber" Who only saw fit to just blabber Without much ado In his first non-haiku Our fair hero proceeded to slap 'er
He writes in haiku Often third-person as well What's with that wacko?
"Clue", those shining gems The gods bestowed them to man Our friend slept that day
I agree with you Information will escape Secure your system The season is spring Or maybe it is summer? Who cares... its slashdot
Unleash a virus Fun for the first few minutes Then the cops show up
Sysops will bellow... How dare they release this tool! Remember "SATAN"?
Five Seven Five sighs Retract, apologize, smile Damn the lexicon
MP4 at hand! Salvation! ev'ry South Park On one shiny disc
One mocks my talent Perhaps true, perhaps a lie Do you think I care?
Iridium online The question is: who wants it? Only time will tell
DeCSS sued Openers of encryption The crime is knowledge
The book now written Publish to bits or paper... Depends, does it suck?
Juvenile weenie Cracked your weak security Install SSL
Troll? I disagree These posts seek not to inflame Karma whore? You bet
Review an old book Regardless of the story Dyson Spheres kick ass
Four thousand colors That PDA is not new Its an Amiga
Slashdot Mirror
Test C and Java?
They fit not in the same mold
Apples, Oranges
Amiga, alive!
Our destiny etch'd in stone
We mean it this time
Floating in a maze
Twisty chasms of mayhem
Blast haywire robots
There once was a cutler from venus
Endowed, you'd think equine his genus
His choice in career
Was the source of his fear
His wife threatened to cut off his penis!
Compton, satelite
Not the bad L.A. suburb
Don't confuse the two
The name has meaning
Rejoice in revelation
Grasp the obvious
Napster battle nigh
Artists, companies take sides
Hope consumers win
Natalie Portman!
OOG, the eloquent cave troll!
Hot grits down your pants!
A troll, this poet?
These posts you spite belong here
Ever relevant
There once was a girlie named "jabber"
Who only saw fit to just blabber
Without much ado
In his first non-haiku
Our fair hero proceeded to slap 'er
He writes in haiku
Often third-person as well
What's with that wacko?
"Clue", those shining gems
The gods bestowed them to man
Our friend slept that day
I agree with you
Information will escape
Secure your system
The season is spring
Or maybe it is summer?
Who cares... its slashdot
Unleash a virus
Fun for the first few minutes
Then the cops show up
Sysops will bellow...
How dare they release this tool!
Remember "SATAN"?
Five Seven Five sighs
Retract, apologize, smile
Damn the lexicon
MP4 at hand!
Salvation! ev'ry South Park
On one shiny disc
One mocks my talent
Perhaps true, perhaps a lie
Do you think I care?
Iridium online
The question is: who wants it?
Only time will tell
DeCSS sued
Openers of encryption
The crime is knowledge
The book now written
Publish to bits or paper...
Depends, does it suck?
Juvenile weenie
Cracked your weak security
Install SSL
Troll? I disagree
These posts seek not to inflame
Karma whore? You bet
Review an old book
Regardless of the story
Dyson Spheres kick ass
Four thousand colors
That PDA is not new
Its an Amiga