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  1. Re:Mission accomplished on Heartland Institute Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Comments On Leaked Documents · · Score: 1

    I dunno... I think a more accurate description of their mission is:

    "to discover, develop and promote social and economic problems to free-market solutions."

    Or: "to prevent any laws or regulations that might cost big corporations some money, no matter how desperately we need such rules".

  2. Re:Mission accomplished on Heartland Institute Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Comments On Leaked Documents · · Score: 1

    "Its mission is to discover, develop, and promote free-market solutions to social and economic problems."

    And the free market solution to global warming is... to deny it.

    Maybe Mother Nature's invisible hand at work deciding which species will inherit the galaxy.

  3. Re:The big picture on Heartland Institute Threatens To Sue Anyone Who Comments On Leaked Documents · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Think about this: how committed to individual liberty is a group that threatens civil and criminal penalties for discussing their donor list?

    The Heartland Institute calls themselves a "libertarian think tank" which is rarely disputed. However, they are actually a pro-corporate think tank. This involves a lot of libertarian language and theory, but all of it is aimed at crippling government regulations over their donors. This works very well. It does not, however, advance the libertarian agenda or discussion in useful ways.

    This is what "libertarian" has become in the USA. Republicans without the pretence of being on God's advisory panel.

  4. Dear American on $6 Trillion In Fake US Treasury Bonds Seized In Switzerland · · Score: 1

    I am a Nigerian widow who just inherited $6,000,000,000,000.00 from my late husband, and I need help getting it out of my country.

    etc.

  5. Re:Perfected wireless control? on Pharmacy On-a-chip Dispenses Drugs Automatically · · Score: 2

    Until somebody hacks it. Then one morning 100,000 elderly people don't wake up.

    No, the hack is going to give us Pusher on a Chip.

  6. Re:more useless rules that they won't enforce on FCC Cracks Down on Robocalls · · Score: 4, Funny

    The FCC didn't give a shit three years ago, when the car-warranty scammers were robo-calling every phone number, including cell phones. How many thousand complaints did they get over that one? No, the FCC didn't do jack until the robo-callers called a US senator. That got them shut down.

    Thus proving that senators aren't entirely useless.

  7. Re:Just 1 Word for This... on FCC Cracks Down on Robocalls · · Score: 1

    There's just one word for this: YEAH!

    Actually there are two words for it, but I'm trying to watch my language.

  8. Re:Credit Card Services on FCC Cracks Down on Robocalls · · Score: 1

    The way I see it, if I'm on the DNC list and someone violates it to call, aren't they breaking the law and thereby are criminals?

    I haven't followed it closely, but I've seen a couple of news stories about law enforcement busting habitual violators.

    Don't know whether it was civil or criminal. I think some substantial fines were involved.

  9. Re:Businesses? Meh. on FCC Cracks Down on Robocalls · · Score: 1

    It's the campaigners I want to stop calling me.

    If you think they're a nuisance now, wait until October.

  10. Whatta shame on FCC Cracks Down on Robocalls · · Score: 1

    I'm really going to be lonesome when I stop getting that "lower your interest rates" call twice a day.

  11. Re:companies that manufacture in China on Pirate Apple TV Operation Nabbed In Australia · · Score: 1

    Such as IBM, Apple, GE, Dell, etc. deserve what is coming to them.

    Big piles of money?

  12. Re:most of the 1100 pirate TV channels likely are on Pirate Apple TV Operation Nabbed In Australia · · Score: 1

    What good stuff is like an NFL game?

    For me, rooting for an NFL team is like rooting for one corporation to beat another. I find it very hard to care who wins, let alone find it interesting enough to watch.

  13. Re:Next Target: The Consumers on Pirate Apple TV Operation Nabbed In Australia · · Score: 1

    yeah, but the aircon is on the fritz again and we're freezing our tits off.

    On this side of the planet, we freeze our asses off.

  14. Re:In this week's episode... on Pirate Apple TV Operation Nabbed In Australia · · Score: 1

    ...of Michael Speck, Undercover International Entertainment Network Copyright Specialist, ...

    Aw hell, it's late. Somebody take the ball and run with it.

    If James Bond had been first dreamed up in 2012, that's what he'd be.

    Blofeld would be a serial downloader, or maybe mastermind of the Pirate Party. His cat's name would be a copyright violation.

  15. Re:Dream gadget on Pirate Apple TV Operation Nabbed In Australia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its only several hundred adult films, not several thousand.

    That's what struck me about the story: A thousand channels and a thousand movies, but only several hundred adult films?

    What kind of pervert is making these things???

  16. Re:And now onto stage two.... on UCSD Researchers Create Artificial Cell Membrane · · Score: 2

    ....where researchers will attempt to insert "insane" into membrane.

    No, that happens automatically, when some passing demon notices the soulless organism and decides to take up residency.

    Then the screaming begins.

  17. sigh... on UCSD Researchers Create Artificial Cell Membrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're finally figuring out the origin of life, with less than a year left for us.

  18. DLC on Anger With Game Content Lock Spurs Reaction From Studio Head Curt Shilling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    [rant]Game companies are already forking us over on DLC. When you buy a game, figure on 2x the list price in order to get a *complete* game.[/rant]

    I never buy new games anymore. I wait until you can buy the game, all the expansions, and all the DLC on Steam for $20 before I buy it.

  19. Re:Common sense on Judge Denies Dismissal of No-Poach Conspiracy Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you're saying that if you worked for Pixar you would be perfectly happy that Lucasfilm can't come and make you a better offer.

    Yeah, you might end up having to work on another Star Wars prequel.

  20. Oops. on Chromium-Based Spinoffs Worth Trying · · Score: 1

    InfoWorld's Serdar Yegulalp takes an in-depth look at six Chromium-based spinoffs that bring privacy

    I read that as "piracy". Too much news on the same topic, I suppose.

  21. Re:Why?? on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck is this bullshit on slashdot??

    Because this is the Space, Land, Air, Sea, and Hyperspace Department of Transportation.

    SLASHDMV is next door...

  22. Re:Fuck this shit. Last straw. Bye slashdot on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    Shit, I would have quit at the ponies.

    I hate to break the news to you, but ponies are real!

  23. Re:Why?? on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    Slow day

    The only surprise is that no one here is defending the claim - any other topic brings out trolls who pretend to believe, if no True Believers can be found.

  24. Re:Mission Creep on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    No self-respecting psychic would use media.
    And no self-respecting /. reader would consider this news, or entertainment.
    Guess that's why I left years ago.

    Glad you posted that before you left.

  25. Re:See what happens..? on Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship · · Score: 1

    When you get drunk and go see a double feature of Transformers 3 and Apollo 18, and blackout somewhere in the middle. This... is what happens.

    Or when you get kicked out of your cult because the others think you're gullible.