slashdot researchers, working from a hidden base, have discovered this lost post in the slashdot story submission queue. this discovery overturns slashdotter theories that the staff was simply unaware of natalie portman's 19th birthday.
natalie portman is slashdot's girl. it's her birthday. once again, slashdot "doesn't get it." we cannot rest until our deepest needs, wants and addictions are addressed.
for nearly a year, the natalie portman obsessive sub-culture of slashdot (a quickly growing segment of the slashdot, indeed the entire open-source, community) have suffered ridicule, persecution, and denial of civil liberties on our favorite tech-savvy message board. today we rested in honor of our beloved's day of birth. tomorrow we bring natalie's message of purity and open-source goodness to the slashdot masses.
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slashdot researchers, working from a hidden base, have discovered this lost post in the slashdot story submission queue. this discovery overturns slashdotter theories that the staff was simply unaware of natalie portman's 19th birthday.
natalie portman is slashdot's girl. it's her birthday. once again, slashdot "doesn't get it." we cannot rest until our deepest needs, wants and addictions are addressed.
for nearly a year, the natalie portman obsessive sub-culture of slashdot (a quickly growing segment of the slashdot, indeed the entire open-source, community) have suffered ridicule, persecution, and denial of civil liberties on our favorite tech-savvy message board. today we rested in honor of our beloved's day of birth. tomorrow we bring natalie's message of purity and open-source goodness to the slashdot masses.
thank you.
-osm