"Hi. I'm a towering asshole. I react to everything with a really elaborate "meh" because I'm so fucking smart I just don't have time to deal with anyone who isn't as smart as me."
"Hi. I'm a RAGING dick, so I ask really basic questions with this kind of a passive-aggressive dick attitude. Anyway, I like to make other people think I'm really intelligent by making it look like I know more than the people who invent technology. For extra points I like to point out where I assume (because I'm a raging dick) that the inventor didn't think of something I saw on Mythbusters once."
Because Linux is not more secure than Windows or MacOSX
BULLshit.
Insecure operating systems exist because they are written in C.
Horseshit.
Windows 7 and 8 scramble the memory addresses and offer sandboxing support for browsers so you have no clue where each.dll is loaded in ram when you try to do a heap spray after you exploit a system.
So let me ask you the real question on everyone's mind: When you go to a party where there are a lot of attractive women, do you announce your arrival with something like "Hi everyone! I'm a gigantic dick!"
Slashdot Mirror
Hi shill. Reddit is a gangrene-infected unwiped ass.
Wearable computers are a bag of catshit and a fan on a hot afternoon.
All the people who paid out the ass for Intellivisions were the smartest people in the world too.
Dumbfuck.
It will work right up to the point where some guy is taking pictures of college girls' asses at the mall. Then it's all over.
Wearable computers are fucking stupid. And so are you.
It will never leave the lab.
Butthurt
This thread is the butthurt olympics.
just how many times has Kevin Bacon been investigated?"
That's funny. You're very clever.
Nobody wants to wear computers.
Thank you.
What perpetual motion machine? The fuck are you talking about?
This "random fuckwad neckbeard ass-to-mouth shitpuddle on the Internet" has an actual PhD in a related field
Sounds awfully skeptical and smartass for a PhD.
You know what? BULLshit. PhD my ass.
Who are we going to listen to, some random fuckwad neckbeard ass-to-mouth shitpuddle on the Internet or a PhD candidate?
Translation of above comment:
"Hi. I'm a towering asshole. I react to everything with a really elaborate "meh" because I'm so fucking smart I just don't have time to deal with anyone who isn't as smart as me."
Translation of above comment:
"Hi. I'm a RAGING dick, so I ask really basic questions with this kind of a passive-aggressive dick attitude. Anyway, I like to make other people think I'm really intelligent by making it look like I know more than the people who invent technology. For extra points I like to point out where I assume (because I'm a raging dick) that the inventor didn't think of something I saw on Mythbusters once."
Like all other science threads on any site where neckbeard dicks congregate:
"This will never work because I watch Mythbusters and I know more about science than any inventor."
Thank you.
NetBEUI
Oh fuck. The horrors. Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
How about if you take the pole out of your ass?
That was pretty limp. Get a new writer.
Anything is utter crap if you're a bad programmer.
Stop being bad. Then C is fine.
Or you could just write good C code with memory safety in mind.
But that would require thinking, so most "programmers" will flock to the hype.
And end up writing more pretentious, trendy shit that does fuck-all that's useful.
Windows shill. You may stop talking now.
Because Linux is not more secure than Windows or MacOSX
BULLshit.
Insecure operating systems exist because they are written in C.
Horseshit.
Windows 7 and 8 scramble the memory addresses and offer sandboxing support for browsers so you have no clue where each .dll is loaded in ram when you try to do a heap spray after you exploit a system.
Hereisabigpileoftechnobabblebullshittotryanddazzleyou.
Windows 7 is an unwiped ass.
Don't you just being lectured by a know-it-all neckbearded arrogant condescending talking penis?
You want to know why people don't give a fuck about science and don't ever want to talk about it? Assmunches like this.
So let me ask you the real question on everyone's mind: When you go to a party where there are a lot of attractive women, do you announce your arrival with something like "Hi everyone! I'm a gigantic dick!"
There's one in every FUCKING thread.
Crayons are very easy. Writing an award winning novel is ridiculously hard.
Get over yourself.