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  1. Nature Calls on I Want to Blow Up Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder where all the forests went.

    I'm all alone in my concrete jungle, surrounded by cat 5 and bathed in radiation from my crts.

    My life is ?

  2. Re:web site contracts on Razorfish Sued For "Shoddy Web Site" · · Score: 1

    You ENGINEERING maggot, go back to OT and stay off the NET!

  3. Re:Could it be the.. on Writing Protected Mode x86 OSes? · · Score: 1

    I rock.

  4. Re:BeOs/Windows/Linux and Mac too! on Beta BeOS R5 OpenGL Benchmarks Smoke Linux and Win · · Score: 1

    dumbass...

    I am a huge pimp, and I use linux? WTF are you on? biatchh....

    takin back the 'net since '94

  5. Re:heh on Beta BeOS R5 OpenGL Benchmarks Smoke Linux and Win · · Score: 1

    this may be sick, but I fuckin cracked up when I read this. I choked up good

    takin back the 'net since '94

  6. Re:damn on How China Cracks Down On Internet Dissidents · · Score: 1

    suck it whore

    G'd up since '94

  7. Re:How Slashdot Cracks Down on Internet Dissidents on How China Cracks Down On Internet Dissidents · · Score: 1

    I like you, if it makes you feel better :)

    G'd up since '94

  8. Re:Consequences on How China Cracks Down On Internet Dissidents · · Score: 1

    dude, I'm with you... check the next story.. I got 3rd niggas!

    G'd up since '94

  9. Re:damn on How China Cracks Down On Internet Dissidents · · Score: 1

    I heard yo momz was there too.. G'd up since '94

  10. Re:At last... on Mozilla Adds MNG Support · · Score: 2

    Actually no... the lady who started that whole dancing hamster thing is suing this one guy cause he called his page "The satanic dancing hamster page" don't worry about a lawsuit though - I got your back.

  11. Re:Who's contributed to the spec? on Mozilla Adds MNG Support · · Score: 1

    Wowee! I really wanted to know that. Thanks for posting!

    I luv my hoes!

  12. Re:SLASHDOT BEACH PARTY! on Microsoft Office On OSX, *BSD, *nix? · · Score: 1

    rocked my party... forget some of the comments here - they're posted by the slashdot elite

  13. Re:Slashdot is repeating itself on Programmers Will Debut Free MP3 Alternative · · Score: 1

    yeah fuck off whore, we do not want your ilk here

    Natalie has spoken!

  14. RAM shortages on Rambus Gets Toshiba To Sign Patent Concession · · Score: 1

    I admit that I don't know much about the way RAM is marketed, but can someone here please explain to me why the price of RAM continually fluctuates? Is there an artificial shortage, or am I just feeding the conspiracy theorists...

  15. Re:Pollution on Is The x86 Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    Yeah I know, sometimes I seriously think of suicide. Then I remember natalie p.

  16. Re:Why fucking bother? on On Choosing Encryption ... · · Score: 1

    You know what Semuta? You're right. But then again I'd rather be an unshaven outlaw than a rich corporate whore and that's my decision.

    I'll prolly die a poor man, but then again, that's my fucking decision.

    The day I become a corporate man is the day that they have my soulless body for their own.

  17. Re:How to Stop Spyware? on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    Now this is what I call a real piece of crap... A fucking winamp plugin contacting the net!

    I'm pissed, suffice it to say. Perhaps a web page listing all the known spyware is an EXCELLENT idea. Let's publicly humiliate companies until they succum to the collective will of the people and respect our god-given privacy.

    Thanks a lot for this information, you have greatly aided me.

  18. Re:Database Nation on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the message! The world needs more people like you.

    The only problem is that sometimes I wonder if nothing short of a revolution will change the world as we know it.

    Never give up hope, never stop trying!

  19. Re:On this subject.... on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    All closed source linux proggies should be analysed as they are released much more than windows, because one good fuckup and the linux system looks as insecure as windoze, and there goes our arguments boys.

  20. Re:explanation from the learning company on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    WHY the fuck would they want to change the splash screen?!

    Give me one good reason!

  21. Re:The workers would never have made such a mistak on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    What we need is a coders ethic. e.g.: Thou shall not infringe upon the privacy of lusers, for they shall execute thy code.

    This ethic shall be named "The CODA ethIc" The miscaps are there to make it 'hip-looking'

    Praise NP for she is of pouty teenage breast!

  22. Re:Database Nation on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    that was an apt description of us and our kids:

    consumer pods

    stunning imagery

  23. How to Stop Spyware? on Mattel Spyware · · Score: 1

    After all the recent cases of spyware being shipped with products, I was wondering if posting the results of anomalies that my firewall has picked up to the web would be a good idea.

    I am on a cable modem, and I continually see attempted connections to my TCP port 27374. This is a port used by the well known Win9x trojan SubSeven (sub7) found here. It is similar to netbus and back orifice but the new version sports a plugin design. This is in order to facilitate infections with its server that is only 57k. All other features are implemented by uploading dlls when your the first connection to the infected box is made.

    I have noticed that many of the scans have originated from other cable modem subscribers, and thus posting the IPs of these attackers might discourage them in the future. Then again, after that fruit posted fake sex pics of kids to the gnutella network and logged IPs, I'm not so sure its a good idea. How can I stop these little turds from being such a nuisance?

    I have considered stalking the offenders, but it is a lengthy process, and I'm not sure it is worth the effort (though it does give some quick satisfaction, something like creaming my shorts, when I use his tools against him after pretending to be Tammy17 in heat)

    In short, I'm fed up with these little fruity turds, and I appreciate the slashdot expertise in security matters, and natalie portman's pouty teenage breasts.

    By the way, I use ZoneAlarm on my Win9x computer, available here. It is a basic firewall that can log attacks and does not accept or deny connections that you don't allow, thereby placing your computer in "stealth mode." It is free as in beer, and I recommend it for any of your friends or family that lack the technical expertise required to use linux, which is obviously a wiser choice in such matters.

    On a related note, ZoneAlarm has logged many attempts by a program named "wcmdmgr" to access the internet. I have denied it access to the internet, though I am very curious as to its nature. If you have any information regarding it or its hell spawn, please reply to this post.

    I thank you for your time and expertise.

    --

    I have noticed recently that my girlfriend looks VerY similar to natalie portman. I started going out with her after my obsession had started (thanks to opensourceman and his HOWTO). I wonder if my subconscious desire for np influenced my selection of a petite young lady with pouty teenage breasts and pouty teenage lips.

  24. Re:Dot Matrix Printers and security? on How To Secure A Cracked Box · · Score: 1

    I used to run my computer... I was always busy trying to plug the holes.. Plug this hole, oh no, now plug that hole, a continuous rat race.

    One day I just decided to plug my own hole - Now I keep all my secrets on a scrap of looseleaf hidden in my anus. It might be security through obscurity but it has worked so far.