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  1. Metallica's new way of doing things. on Napster Wars · · Score: 1
    Ok, so you don't want to pay $18 for a CD anymore. We at Metallica have heard your cries and decided to do something about it. Instead of buying a CD from us for an insane amount of money and end up hating it because it sucks (Even we think the music sucks!) we have come up with a new plan. We are going to re-release load. Before you shout "But that one sucked balls Lars!", hear me out. I am going to take a shit in a box. Seal it up. Stamp LOAD on the box. Then we will sell that for the limited box shit edition price of $74.99. With your purchase, you recieve all rights to the latest piece of shit that I have put out. I'll even let you distribute it on napster. OK? Are you happy now? We have finally found a way to make all of our loving fans happy. Drink more beer.

    Love,

    Lars