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  1. Use Me on Court Orders Owner Of Peta.org To Give Up Domain · · Score: 1

    If the people who own peta.org want to transfer their domain name to me, I will grant them exclusive use of it for a fee of $35.00 per annum. Let's see your shitty American legal system come looking for me in the Paris suburbs. E-nuff is E-nuff.

  2. Decree on Appeals Court Will Take Microsoft Case · · Score: 1

    I am the King of the whole of Europe, vested with absolute power. I therefore decree that no United States court verdict has any jusrisdiction on this continent. What's more, due to repeated complaints from my subjects, I've investigated Microsoft Software and found that it does not meet the minimum quality requirements for sale to the general public. I therefore prohibit the sale and use of this brand in Europe. Finally, I find IBM guilty of incompetence in having delegated the supply of processors and operating systems for their "PC" computer to companies without sufficient concern for consumers' long term needs. I therefore command all of the IBM officers involved in that decision to use Microsoft products and i386 architecture hardware to the exclusion of all others.

    This decree is to come into effect at 17:30, Central European Time, 14th June 2000.

    We.