Damn, bitch, ease off! You be href-in' like you on bathtub crank! You can't be hikin' up yo skirt like dat an' expect t'be gettin' da johns. Dey likes a little bit o' dat mysterious shit, like maybe you ain't a ho, you dig?
You wanna be a karma whore? Fine, but don't forget...
My Slash-Caddy be out of impound and I be ready t'do some Pimp slappin'! Ya'll be cold, towin' da Pimp's Caddy like dat. Ain't like I was parked in a "no-troll" zone or somethin'.
I remembers it cleary: I was cruisin' da ghetto, checkin' on my ho's. Dey all be doin' some good work, and da crack-head mod's be throwin' dat karma all ovah da place like it be a Hindu festival or somethin'. Bitches be all singing, "Mod-ey Krishna, Karma Krishna, Whoring Karma, Moderate Us". It be worse than the bus station, so I whack a few o' dem bitches wit da Pimp Stick.
Anyhow, I be scopin' da streets, lookin' fo some fool leavin' time on the meter, y'know? All a sudden I see dis sign all sayin' "Taco's Parking Lot - Censorship Free!", and I be thinkin', "Damn! Dat's just what my ass needs! A Taco!".
So I eases da Pimp-Mobile into a space, and as I leavin' dis pasty-lookin' geek shout out, "We support free speech! Speak your mind without fear!" I dunno what da cracker fool be jabberin' about, so I just go about my bidness straightenin' out da ho's. And lookin' fo' dat taco, 'cause da Pimp be gettin' hungry, you know what I'm sayin'?
I slaps a few ho's who be gettin' out a line, and gives a few others some o' dat good Pimp Lovin' dat dey always beggin' fo (but not Siggy. She be gettin' old and skanky an' I hear she just been playin' wit herself an' takin' karma outta da bank to make it look like she workin'). I never did find me a taco, so I Pimp Strut's my ass over to da Soul Food Diner fo' a bowl o' grits.
Then I be headin' back to da Caddy and damn if I don't get rolled in da alley by dem moderatin' sons-a-bitches! Dey all actin' like I be bad fo' da neighborhood, like I da one encouragin' da ho's! Mofo's took 8 o' my karma in under 30 minutes!
After dat I tell da pasty geek I want's to cruise a little in my Caddy, 'cause I be lookin' fo' dem mod thieves who jacked my shit, y'know? And then white boy tells me I can't get my wheels 'cause I lost too much karma! Tells me it be impounded, and if I gots a problem wit dat I needs to take it up wit some brother named "Pater".
Now I figure Pater be da muscles of da operation, and I already got jacked once already so I gonna play it cool, you dig? So I says to the pasty geek, I says, "Yo, sign be talkin' 'bout 'Censorship Free'. What up wit dat?" Whitey look at me and say, "That's right. You were censored and it didn't cost you a dime."
Take me 48 hours to get da Caddy out of da impound yard, and meanwhile all da ho's and crack-heads be runnin' around wit out a care in da world. Shit ain't right.
Then I checks out da car and it be all banged up and shit! Speedometer be stuck on 0, and I can't even pass an AC wit out a push from da mod's! It just be me and the FP jallopies pokin' along in da "Low Threshold" lane, like we ain't important.
'Course we still be blowin' by dat fool drivin' da NP-19. Homeboy ain't even got an engine and he still be tryin' t'cruise in style.
You wanna be a karma whore? Fine, but don't forget...
You ain't pushing it hard enough, twilight! C'mon, show some leg or you ain't ever gonna attract a John! You go bullshit with some of the older gals like Signal 11. They'll show you the tricks of the trade, like linkin' to the story 'stead a just the front page and shit. Then you hafta be beatin' them moderators of with my Pimp Cane! They be all lining up outside your hourly-rate motel room door, just beggin' fo a chance to reward yo ass wit some karma!
You wanna be a karma whore? Fine, but don't forget...
Y'all ain't seen nothin' yet. I takes my caddy down t'Philly fo a few months, y'know, bidness & shit. I come back, and damn if all my hoes ain't runnin' around, shootin' they damn-fool mouths off like wit me gone, ain't no boss or somethin'!
Got's me a whole lot a ass-whoopin' t'do round here, looks like.
You wanna be a karma whore? Fine, but don't forget...
Damn it, bitch, how many times I gotta tell you not to be waggin yo stupid-ass tongue? Damn! I told you, you gonna whore you do it my way!
It be bad enough when a crack head hoe start rattin out her own johns, but then you just waltz yo fat ass into the street and tell the whole damn world that you a hoe?
Damn. You one silly-ass bitch. Get yo ass in the caddy. Looks like I need to teach you a lesson, girl.
You wanna be a karma whore? Fine, but don't forget...
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Damn, bitch, ease off! You be href-in' like you on bathtub crank! You can't be hikin' up yo skirt like dat an' expect t'be gettin' da johns. Dey likes a little bit o' dat mysterious shit, like maybe you ain't a ho, you dig?
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Da Pimp be trackin' YO asteroid, honey!
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Yo! 5-0 in da hood! Clear da bitches out!
. . .
Hey, what be happenin' copper? Pimpin'? Me? Nah, ya'll got me confused wit some othah brothah. I just be bustin' a chill here on da curb.
What's say you 'n me go hits da bar fo' a few? Me an da girls gots us a little envelope I think you be likin', know what I'm sayin'?
Yo, it's cool. Just take it. An' if you ever needin' a little break from da beat you just stops in at Siggy's place. No charge.
Now we be cool, right?
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
...and you be a ho.
My Slash-Caddy be out of impound and I be ready t'do some Pimp slappin'! Ya'll be cold, towin' da Pimp's Caddy like dat. Ain't like I was parked in a "no-troll" zone or somethin'.
I remembers it cleary: I was cruisin' da ghetto, checkin' on my ho's. Dey all be doin' some good work, and da crack-head mod's be throwin' dat karma all ovah da place like it be a Hindu festival or somethin'. Bitches be all singing, "Mod-ey Krishna, Karma Krishna, Whoring Karma, Moderate Us". It be worse than the bus station, so I whack a few o' dem bitches wit da Pimp Stick.
Anyhow, I be scopin' da streets, lookin' fo some fool leavin' time on the meter, y'know? All a sudden I see dis sign all sayin' "Taco's Parking Lot - Censorship Free!", and I be thinkin', "Damn! Dat's just what my ass needs! A Taco!".
So I eases da Pimp-Mobile into a space, and as I leavin' dis pasty-lookin' geek shout out, "We support free speech! Speak your mind without fear!" I dunno what da cracker fool be jabberin' about, so I just go about my bidness straightenin' out da ho's. And lookin' fo' dat taco, 'cause da Pimp be gettin' hungry, you know what I'm sayin'?
I slaps a few ho's who be gettin' out a line, and gives a few others some o' dat good Pimp Lovin' dat dey always beggin' fo (but not Siggy. She be gettin' old and skanky an' I hear she just been playin' wit herself an' takin' karma outta da bank to make it look like she workin'). I never did find me a taco, so I Pimp Strut's my ass over to da Soul Food Diner fo' a bowl o' grits.
Then I be headin' back to da Caddy and damn if I don't get rolled in da alley by dem moderatin' sons-a-bitches! Dey all actin' like I be bad fo' da neighborhood, like I da one encouragin' da ho's! Mofo's took 8 o' my karma in under 30 minutes!
After dat I tell da pasty geek I want's to cruise a little in my Caddy, 'cause I be lookin' fo' dem mod thieves who jacked my shit, y'know? And then white boy tells me I can't get my wheels 'cause I lost too much karma! Tells me it be impounded, and if I gots a problem wit dat I needs to take it up wit some brother named "Pater".
Now I figure Pater be da muscles of da operation, and I already got jacked once already so I gonna play it cool, you dig? So I says to the pasty geek, I says, "Yo, sign be talkin' 'bout 'Censorship Free'. What up wit dat?" Whitey look at me and say, "That's right. You were censored and it didn't cost you a dime."
Take me 48 hours to get da Caddy out of da impound yard, and meanwhile all da ho's and crack-heads be runnin' around wit out a care in da world. Shit ain't right.
Then I checks out da car and it be all banged up and shit! Speedometer be stuck on 0, and I can't even pass an AC wit out a push from da mod's! It just be me and the FP jallopies pokin' along in da "Low Threshold" lane, like we ain't important.
'Course we still be blowin' by dat fool drivin' da NP-19. Homeboy ain't even got an engine and he still be tryin' t'cruise in style.
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Now dammit bojay, don't you go tryin' to be all funny and shit. That ain't what you about. You's a hoe, plain and simple.
Now get yo' street-walkin' ass out there and jack some o' them links them mods think be all "Informative" and shit.
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
You ain't pushing it hard enough, twilight! C'mon, show some leg or you ain't ever gonna attract a John! You go bullshit with some of the older gals like Signal 11. They'll show you the tricks of the trade, like linkin' to the story 'stead a just the front page and shit. Then you hafta be beatin' them moderators of with my Pimp Cane! They be all lining up outside your hourly-rate motel room door, just beggin' fo a chance to reward yo ass wit some karma!
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Y'all ain't seen nothin' yet. I takes my caddy down t'Philly fo a few months, y'know, bidness & shit. I come back, and damn if all my hoes ain't runnin' around, shootin' they damn-fool mouths off like wit me gone, ain't no boss or somethin'!
Got's me a whole lot a ass-whoopin' t'do round here, looks like.
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Damn it, bitch, how many times I gotta tell you not to be waggin yo stupid-ass tongue? Damn! I told you, you gonna whore you do it my way!
It be bad enough when a crack head hoe start rattin out her own johns, but then you just waltz yo fat ass into the street and tell the whole damn world that you a hoe?
Damn. You one silly-ass bitch. Get yo ass in the caddy. Looks like I need to teach you a lesson, girl.
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...
Did you honestly think it would be?
You wanna be a karma whore?
Fine, but don't forget...