Does anyone remember the time motorbike jumper Evil Kinevil (sp?) decided to fly over the Grand Canyon in a jet propelled rocket ship? About 20 feet off the launch pad, the parachute popped out the back (a BAD thing) and caused a "controlled descent into terrain" as they say in the air force... He hit the canyon floor and got out alive, but just barely. I guess there are just some people who are not destined to win next year's Darwin Award!
But did it _really_ take that long to think up a few witty replies, or was he just so guilty for having put it off for so long that he couldn't stand the mental anguish (or the desire to advertise the movie) any longer? I was left with a dry taste (turkey?) in my mouth...
Does anyone remember the time motorbike jumper Evil Kinevil (sp?) decided to fly over the Grand Canyon in a jet propelled rocket ship? About 20 feet off the launch pad, the parachute popped out the back (a BAD thing) and caused a "controlled descent into terrain" as they say in the air force... He hit the canyon floor and got out alive, but just barely. I guess there are just some people who are not destined to win next year's Darwin Award!
But did it _really_ take that long to think up a few witty replies, or was he just so guilty for having put it off for so long that he couldn't stand the mental anguish (or the desire to advertise the movie) any longer? I was left with a dry taste (turkey?) in my mouth...