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  1. Re:Hey, how about this: on Michael Abrash On X-Box Graphics · · Score: 2

    I know I have trolled here before (even in this very thread), but please take this post seriously.
    This post is intended to be serious and not just another troll post.

    As of right now, I will no longer be trolling here on /.. In fact, I will not be posting here at all. I have realized that it is just plain stupid to troll, and I really need to find something better to do. Hopefully, the other trolls here will follow suit (long shot I know, but you can always hope). Note: I cut-n-pasted one or two of the "beer" posts into this thread (which was a REALLY stupid thing to do), but I am not the same person as [color] syringe.

    To the entire Slashdot community: Please accept my apologies for being such a jackass and my assurances that it is over.

  2. Re:Moderate this down!! on Pervasive Computing: Microsoft, MIT And The Future · · Score: 1

    ONK THINK THAT PENIS BIRD GUY NEEDS WOMAN. ONK THINK THAT PENIS BIRD GUY REDUCING THE QUALITY OF SLASHDOT BY BEING JACKASS. ONK THINK THAT PENIS BIRD GUY NEEDS LIFE.

  3. faster computer = better, faster cavewomen pics on IBM Constructs New Fastest Computer · · Score: 1

    onk the caveman wants 12 teraflop computer so onk can look at super high-res pictures of nude cavewomen. maybe even 3-d vr simulation of them. unf.

  4. Re:A Beowulf cluster of cell phones? on 16 Cell Phones In Parallel Net Access · · Score: 1

    onk wants beowulf cluster of onkettes

  5. Re:Imagine... on Crusoe To Be Used By Netwinder, IBM, NEC, Others · · Score: 1

    imagine onk posting beowulf cluster comments on his commodore 64 and 300 baud modem

  6. Re:Okay Mr. Smarty Pants... on U.S. DOJ Moves To Block MCI/Sprint Merger · · Score: 1

    People today are not wearing enough pants.

    onk think that your mom is not wearing enough pants.

  7. Re:Whassup motha-sucka! on U.S. DOJ Moves To Block MCI/Sprint Merger · · Score: 1

    onk has one mhz commodore 64! brother oog has fast commodore 128. combined we have 64 + 128...ah forget it, we have lot of memory. our computers very good. very very fast too.