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  1. Re:Why is it being removed in the first place? on Sony Should Pay For OtherOS Removal, Says Finnish Board · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Captain Lee wasn’t the only female in the Logistics Department. There was also Staff Sergeant Jones; She had just arrived in country to replace the old Section Sergeant w

    Appeal to tradition.

    who had retired. “Have you ever seen a Vienna sausage?” She tossed her short dark brown hair back and looked me in the eyes. Her brown eyes w

    Appeal to law.

    were full of fire, just like mine, or so I’m told. “Uuh, yes, Sergeant.” I wondered where this was going. “That’s how big my husband’s prick is.” Her eyes never fell. She was trying to impress a point u

    Appeal to tradition.

    upon me, but I’ll be damned if I knew what it was. I really didn’t need to know that information. “I’m sorry, Sarge.” I looked down at my stack of papers that I had decided that I deliberately wasn’t going to finish that day. “Yeah,” she said, “Me too.

    Appeal to consequences.

    .” She leaned back in her chair, putting her arms behind her head. “I mean, he’s a good person and he takes care of me and all. I

    Red herring.

    do love him, but sexually, he is a waste. It sounds mean, but, I let him fuck me every night and I don’t even feel it. He can’t even give me head the way I r

    Appeal to authority.

    really want it.” I started thinking that maybe I had some paperwork to do after all. “You know what I like to do?” She was staring at me again, her big, dark brown eyes flickering. “Wha

    Appeal to popularity.

    at, Sarge?” “On my birthday, I go out and pick up a guy. I pick up a guy and fuck him.” “That’s a bit of a gamble isn’t it?” I replied. “He may not be any

    Begging the question.

    good.” “Worse than a man with a penis like a Vienna sausage who lasts all of four seconds? God, even his balls are tiny.” “Damn.” That was the best I coul

    Appeal to novelty.

    ld do. I couldn’t believe my section Sergeant was sitting here emasculating her husband in front of me. Not that it would be much of a loss, apparently. “Back in the States, I had a

    Appeal to flattery.

    guy I could go to. I met him one year at an airport bar and he was good, so I called him on my birthday, until he got married. He had six in

    Appeal to popularity.

    nches, which was big for me. The next guy was almost as bad as my husband, so I never called him back. Then I got sent here.” “Birthday getting close, Sarge?” I

    Begging the question.

    I was pushing it but I couldn’t resist. “Past.” She frowned. “This post is so small that if I go home with anyone, everyone will know about it. Little dick or not

    Appeal to law.

    t, I don’t want a divorce.” “True.” I said, but I wasn’t sure I meant it. One good fuck a year. I couldn’t believe it. Sgt. Jones was

    Straw man.

    pretty. She was thick but not fat by any means. Her body was strong and shapely and her chest was at least a D. Her face was comely, with dark brown bedroom eyes, high cheeks and full lips. She must have plenty of offers, but she limits h

    Appeal to popularity.

    herself to once a year. That would drive me crazy. “Captain Lee knows all about it.