User: L Ron Hubbard

Everyone knows where radiation comes from.

On: Cell Phone Companies To Release Radiation Data

It's a blatant lie that cell phones cause cancer!

The evil machine would have you believe this, to hide the truth. Through my own highly $cientific intellect, and numerous infallible studies, I have determined that cancer is caused by those dubious antagonists of our existence... BODY THETANS!

So continue about using your cell phone. But beware the body thetans...

*Note: Have Body Thetans personally removed from your system for a nominal fee.