YOU too can make hundreds of millions of dollars in days by starting a company and going IPO without even shipping a product!
All you need are some good Wall Street buzzwords like "Linux" and "code morphing" to descibe your nonexistent product! Be sure to cut in people like Linus Torvalds in on your deal so that you can leverage their names to maximum effect.
By the time the public realizes that you'll never ship a product, you will have enough money to buy your own private island in the Pacific, far, far away from all the angry Wall Street investors and the FTC. Remember, this may take a little work to make people initially believe you (sucking up to Slashdot editors doesn't hurt), but it will be well worth the work!
(I mean, c'mon, how much more rendering power do you think actions like relief texture mapping are going to need? I guess when you all come from biiig, well funded 3D imaging studios with supercomputers and whatnot, it doesn't really matter...)
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Listen up folks!
YOU too can make hundreds of millions of dollars in days by starting a company and going IPO without even shipping a product!
All you need are some good Wall Street buzzwords like "Linux" and "code morphing" to descibe your nonexistent product! Be sure to cut in people like Linus Torvalds in on your deal so that you can leverage their names to maximum effect.
By the time the public realizes that you'll never ship a product, you will have enough money to buy your own private island in the Pacific, far, far away from all the angry Wall Street investors and the FTC. Remember, this may take a little work to make people initially believe you (sucking up to Slashdot editors doesn't hurt), but it will be well worth the work!
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(I mean, c'mon, how much more rendering power do you think actions like relief texture mapping are going to need? I guess when you all come from biiig, well funded 3D imaging studios with supercomputers and whatnot, it doesn't really matter...)