10. Approach one stuck in the event horizon.
9. "Rocket Jump" from a near by Quake3 map.
8. Use the force to move the Asteroid under your feet.
7. Surf to "http://www.howtolandanastroid.com" and click "final stages, turn or burn"
6. Wait till one hits the earth and just jump on top of it.
5. Tuck and roll.
4. Pray that the Asteroid's gravity plane actually exists.
3. Go out to sea and find some oil workers... they have a strange 6th sense about Asteroids.
2. Review page 456b of the Star Command Manual.
1. Think, "There is no asteroid."
10. You think 16K ram packs are Sexy.
9. The sales man told you it was a laptop.
8. You know a guy who knows a guy that has a couple of old games for sale.
7. It is a dream of yours to port Quake 3 to the Sinclair.
6. Brand loyalty because your watch is "still ticking."
5. A pit bull ate your ZX80.
4. The devil is making you program in BASIC for all the hours you spend playing Frogger.
3. You consider yourself the first Computer Archeologist.
2. You have been locked in ICE since the 80's.
1. Three words "Spite Bill Gates."
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Just think of how much better the game would play if it was 1280i and not 480i (p?)
It would be nice to have some games that ran @ this resolution (for xbox or ps2).
10. Approach one stuck in the event horizon.
9. "Rocket Jump" from a near by Quake3 map.
8. Use the force to move the Asteroid under your feet.
7. Surf to "http://www.howtolandanastroid.com" and click "final stages, turn or burn"
6. Wait till one hits the earth and just jump on top of it.
5. Tuck and roll.
4. Pray that the Asteroid's gravity plane actually exists.
3. Go out to sea and find some oil workers... they have a strange 6th sense about Asteroids.
2. Review page 456b of the Star Command Manual.
1. Think, "There is no asteroid."
10. You think 16K ram packs are Sexy.
9. The sales man told you it was a laptop.
8. You know a guy who knows a guy that has a couple of old games for sale.
7. It is a dream of yours to port Quake 3 to the Sinclair.
6. Brand loyalty because your watch is "still ticking."
5. A pit bull ate your ZX80.
4. The devil is making you program in BASIC for all the hours you spend playing Frogger.
3. You consider yourself the first Computer Archeologist.
2. You have been locked in ICE since the 80's.
1. Three words "Spite Bill Gates."