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  1. Re:Quack alert: EMF is non-ionizing, dudes. on Cell Phone Radiation Chart · · Score: 1

    Read post 47

    They've also found Him in tortillas. Cool.
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  2. Why steal when you can deal? on Is There Anyone Left To Buy PCs? · · Score: 1

    There are easier ways for USians to make money.
    Stealing cable is much more involved than dealing crack or having a zillion sprogs and freeloading off the government.

    IIRC, cable-stealing *does* happen in Amerika, just not very often.

    Richard
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  3. Re:Jesus in the Sky!! on Welcome to the World of Quickies Entertainment · · Score: 1

    Looks more like a wookiee to me.
    Uhhh...Wookiee in the sky with diamonds...

    Richard
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  4. Flaming Homos? on Flaming Freud: Analyzing Homo Incinerans · · Score: 1

    Wow...From the title, it would seem this article is about queers on the net...

    Oh, wait. Katz. It *IS* about homos!

    Richard
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  5. Re:I forsee... on When Locusts Attack · · Score: 1

    But what if you were trying to hold back LiquiShit?

    Every correction, every turn, a little more feces squirts on to your SUV's leather seat.
    Mmmm...Tasty.

    Richard
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  6. Re:COCK: A Girl's Best Friend on Titanium As Cheap As Aluminum? · · Score: 1

    You really think humans will last 'til 2215?
    I give us 2050, max.

    BTW, it might not be painted, but I'm certainly sportin' wood right now!

    Richard
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  7. Titanium fuckin' Dildos! on Titanium As Cheap As Aluminum? · · Score: 1

    That's what I want for christmas!

    Oh, and maybe a Titanium-reinforced gerbil tube.

    Richard
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  8. Re:great for cyclists on Titanium As Cheap As Aluminum? · · Score: 1

    Maybe now I can get a Titanium bumper, so it doesn't get as damaged when I run over spandex-clad
    bicyclists because their feeble human power can't keep up with my DIESEL POWER!

    Richard
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  9. Re:Nah on Titanium As Cheap As Aluminum? · · Score: 1

    About the only time I use burning coke is when I'm smoking my crack pipe!

    Richard
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  10. Re:Oh Please... on Top 10 Most Important Tech People of the Decade · · Score: 1

    Go hump a statue, fruitcake.

    Oh my Ghod. Goatse isn't responding. Something must be done, friends.

    Richard "The Gerbil Man" Gere
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  11. Re:Fake DJs on Lego Mindstorms DJ · · Score: 1

    Goddammit, my hand hurts now.

    richardgeregerbilexplosion
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  12. Re:Gates was right then and he's right now... on Beginnings Of The Free Software Debate In 1975 · · Score: 1

    Jeezus...You really worship Bill, don't ya?

    But anyway. Bill's right. It's ok to rape the consumer, steal other people's ideas, buy or destroy the competitor...Just as long as you don't copy *Bill's* software.
    The fuckin' amerikan way, right? Money rules, fuckin' sue em' if they don't like it.

    You stupid fucks really don't 'get it', do you? Despite what the Rev. Bill may have preached to you, money isn't everything.

    Richard Fuckin' Gere
    Hey! Check it out! You're a karma whore and I'm a troll!

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