It's not that they are all that matters, but you might be suprised to see that these people are just more publicly accessible. There are plenty of 'normal people' that feel the same way as each of them.
Some people say it's an over reaction, but I want the hell out of here no matter who wins. The United States isn't about freedom anymore. It's all about protecting the poor stupid idiotic morons that live here. Only big business knows what's best for you! And only the political candidates backed by big business are allowed into the leadership of this country. It's a fucking joke. But it's a sad joke. Like when you see someone trying to say they fucked someone's mom on the day of her funeral. That's the national pride I feel, pity and shame. What a goddamned worthless lie the political system is in this country.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Yeah, never mind the fact that Bush spends all of his time talking about how evil and free-spirited all of the other candidates are. Bush keeps saying over and over again, "Only through strong central government can this nation control the masses of idiots, er I mean constituents that are too stupid, er I mean too apethetic in their own futures." Oh wait, I didn't put enough gramatical errors in that for it to be a direct quote.
Frankly, I'm no Democratic supporter, but the idea of a control freak like Bush being in power scares the shit out of me. And Gore supporters (and those that fear the third parties) realize that a lot of third party supporters feel that way too. That's why we keep hearing, "A vote for any third party candidate, especially Nader, is a vote for Bush!"
While it scares me, there isn't a goddamned thing I can do to stop it. It's kind of like when something really really bad happens to you in your life. You sort of feel yourself going through it, but it's more like you're watching it happen to someone else, you just happen to be the person you are watching. Freaky.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I'd be interested in someone putting out some sort of analytical report about the similarities between the final few years of the Roman Empire and our current state in the United States of Corporations (er, um sorry, America). I'll be you could really come up with some major similarities if you but your mind to it.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Whew! I thought for a second there I'd stepped into some alternative universe where the character(s) in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey were posting to slashdot.
Station!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
While DS9 and Voyager (and even Next Generation to some extant) were full of conspiracies and conspiracy loons, even the original had a few of them. And even if they hadn't, how the hell would that make you think? All that would amount to was that the writers had passed up a really good possible plot-line.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I realize that this is meant as a troll, but did you actually mail this to the Bush campaign? I think it would have been awesome because they are definitely stupid enough to fall for a typical slashdot troll, and they could probably use it as an excuse to get Bush up there blustering about how great it is that he isn't the egotist he used to be.
I'm sorry, but if Bush is elected either people will be leaving the US in droves (I know of a few movie stars, rock stars and TV personalities that have stated publicly they will do just that, and are prompting those that can afford to, to do the same), or people will set up the quickest and nastiest revolution in the US's history (forget about the Civil war, there will be nothing civil about this one). Too much ingrained political correctness and too little real brains has led us to the brink of voting in the most maniacal idiot in the history of presidential candidates (well, short of Buchanan and Duke). I pray that it doesn't come to pass, but in a way it would be nice to see the resulting chaos.
Ah, what the hell, bring on Armegeddon!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
That's because software developers finally realized that it's really, REALLY hard to beat a pornography related game while your hands are so busy with um,...other things.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I've got a friend that was in the Air Force and he claimed that when the SR71's were retired you could get a picture of this group of quite lovely nude women draped over it in various positions of um, shall we say, naughtiness. It was supposedly the 'retirement party' or something like that. He didn't know if it was a real picture, but he did say that if it was a fake, someone put some major, major effort into making the models look like they were laying on the wings/over the canopy/leaning on the tail and whatever else they could think of.
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(clear throat)
Don't really care about the others but
s/God/god.
I don't give a shit if you think that it's GOD as in the Christian god. God is just an idea, and I'm sorry if you disagree mister anonymous coward. God is an idea, and an idea that is different for every person in the world. Get over it.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Don't know why, but this reminds me of what I heard on CNN this morning while eating my Raisin Bran (yeah, yeah, I know).
Leon Phelps (sp?) was whining to a professional political analyst that said the electoral colledge system is one of the big reasons that people are not turning out to vote. He was proposing that we get rid of the electoral colledge system (which I'm all for).
The conversation went basically like this:
Leon: Don't you think that getting rid of the current system would be the end of our country as we know it.
Analyst: No, I don't.
Leon: Well, are you actually saying that the person that wins the popular vote should REALLY be the person elected president?
Analyst: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. And what would be wrong with that. After all, isn't that the entire point of a democratic system?
Leon: Well, you have to admit that the American public are probably not the best qualified to chose their leadership. After all, the system has worked properly for over 200 years.
Analyst: What you are saying is very insulting to the general population. And it hasn't worked 'perfectly' for over 200 years. The originators of the system looked at this as a temporary fix for the problem that would be reviewed, analyzed, changed and evolved over time. And instead we have people that are basically worshipping the current system of election as if it was handed down by god himself and absolutely refuse to accept that change is even a possibility. Put the power in the hands of the people. Don't fool around with this garbage of electoral votes (which don't reflect the real popular vote at all).
etc.
Basically, (this was paraphrased, but you get the jist) Leon was trying to say that we cannot change the current system because that runs the risk of removing power from the big two and the analyst was saying that the people should have the power that the are told the have and the popular vote should actually determine the winner. It's sad that the media is so biased. And at one time I had thought that CNN was half-way non-biased on political garbage. But it appears that it's non-biased as long as we are only accepting the big two as political parties. Everyone else sucks (and this has been reinforced over and over as CNN states continuously not to 'waste votes' on third parties or "W" will be elected because third parties are just removing votes from the 'good guy' Al Gore. What shit!).
Anyway, sorry for the rant, now back to our regularly scheduled political garbage.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Picture this:
Everyone comes home from work (since for the people that do work, skipping for something as trivial as 'election day' is not an option) and sit down at their computers to download their daily dose of tunes and porn. Within a few minutes they realize that there is something terribly wrong, but aren't quite intelligent enough to understand what. After three or four reboots of their computers, they finally give up and try masturbating (a common after-work relaxation technique for many I'm sure), but without their daily dose of porn it just isn't quite working out. Picture it, thousands and thousands of horny and frustrated morons, unable to get satisfaction from their masturbation, running crazed through the streets, screaming for porn and music, trying to hump dogs and cats and anything else they can get ahold of. Anything, as long as they can take out their frustrations on something.
Of course, at some point one of them will get the idea of grabbing some nice firm young teen and soon the streets will be filled with an orgy of rape and slaughter as young women are raped and beaten. Oh god, the humanity!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
The Open Source Sloth returns from a brief posting hiatus and breaks his moderation imposed silence by asking the question on everyone's lips:
Hey Bob! What happened to the idea of going legit? I thought your goal was to actually go from -100 karma up to the +1 posting bonus. How are you going to do that if you keep doing this stupid-ass Bobabooey to you all shit?
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
You sir show your lack of intelligence with every pro-Scooby Doo post you make. Yes, I know the dog's last name was Doo, but I still don't like it. How would you like your last name to be feces?
As to your other comment, if the only people in heaven are Christians, than I sure as shit don't want to spend eternity there. Shit, I can't imagine having to put up with the lectures and bullshit on a daily basis that form Christian lifestyles.
I am assuming by your statement that you think this person is karm whoring. And I personally feel that it is better to not log in when making such a statement. WHen you log in, you can be accused of karma whoring, when you don't all the karma whore screamers in the slashdot universe just have to sit there on their lips. (Well, except for you. I assume the sexual frustration you've built up from watching your parents through the hole in your bedroom wall has finally gotten to you.)
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It's not that they are all that matters, but you might be suprised to see that these people are just more publicly accessible. There are plenty of 'normal people' that feel the same way as each of them.
Some people say it's an over reaction, but I want the hell out of here no matter who wins. The United States isn't about freedom anymore. It's all about protecting the poor stupid idiotic morons that live here. Only big business knows what's best for you! And only the political candidates backed by big business are allowed into the leadership of this country. It's a fucking joke. But it's a sad joke. Like when you see someone trying to say they fucked someone's mom on the day of her funeral. That's the national pride I feel, pity and shame. What a goddamned worthless lie the political system is in this country.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Yeah, never mind the fact that Bush spends all of his time talking about how evil and free-spirited all of the other candidates are. Bush keeps saying over and over again, "Only through strong central government can this nation control the masses of idiots, er I mean constituents that are too stupid, er I mean too apethetic in their own futures." Oh wait, I didn't put enough gramatical errors in that for it to be a direct quote.
Frankly, I'm no Democratic supporter, but the idea of a control freak like Bush being in power scares the shit out of me. And Gore supporters (and those that fear the third parties) realize that a lot of third party supporters feel that way too. That's why we keep hearing, "A vote for any third party candidate, especially Nader, is a vote for Bush!"
While it scares me, there isn't a goddamned thing I can do to stop it. It's kind of like when something really really bad happens to you in your life. You sort of feel yourself going through it, but it's more like you're watching it happen to someone else, you just happen to be the person you are watching. Freaky.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I'd be interested in someone putting out some sort of analytical report about the similarities between the final few years of the Roman Empire and our current state in the United States of Corporations (er, um sorry, America). I'll be you could really come up with some major similarities if you but your mind to it.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Whew! I thought for a second there I'd stepped into some alternative universe where the character(s) in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey were posting to slashdot.
Station!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Um, have you ever watched Star Trek?
While DS9 and Voyager (and even Next Generation to some extant) were full of conspiracies and conspiracy loons, even the original had a few of them. And even if they hadn't, how the hell would that make you think? All that would amount to was that the writers had passed up a really good possible plot-line.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I realize that this is meant as a troll, but did you actually mail this to the Bush campaign? I think it would have been awesome because they are definitely stupid enough to fall for a typical slashdot troll, and they could probably use it as an excuse to get Bush up there blustering about how great it is that he isn't the egotist he used to be.
I'm sorry, but if Bush is elected either people will be leaving the US in droves (I know of a few movie stars, rock stars and TV personalities that have stated publicly they will do just that, and are prompting those that can afford to, to do the same), or people will set up the quickest and nastiest revolution in the US's history (forget about the Civil war, there will be nothing civil about this one). Too much ingrained political correctness and too little real brains has led us to the brink of voting in the most maniacal idiot in the history of presidential candidates (well, short of Buchanan and Duke). I pray that it doesn't come to pass, but in a way it would be nice to see the resulting chaos.
Ah, what the hell, bring on Armegeddon!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
That's because software developers finally realized that it's really, REALLY hard to beat a pornography related game while your hands are so busy with um, ...other things.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I've got a friend that was in the Air Force and he claimed that when the SR71's were retired you could get a picture of this group of quite lovely nude women draped over it in various positions of um, shall we say, naughtiness. It was supposedly the 'retirement party' or something like that. He didn't know if it was a real picture, but he did say that if it was a fake, someone put some major, major effort into making the models look like they were laying on the wings/over the canopy/leaning on the tail and whatever else they could think of.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
As per my previous reply, I mixed up my Leons. Sorry about that.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
(clear throat)
Don't really care about the others but
s/God/god.
I don't give a shit if you think that it's GOD as in the Christian god. God is just an idea, and I'm sorry if you disagree mister anonymous coward. God is an idea, and an idea that is different for every person in the world. Get over it.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Sorry, mixed up my Leons. I think it's Leon Harris.
I know his first name is Leon. But I can't remember for sure what his last name is.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
Don't know why, but this reminds me of what I heard on CNN this morning while eating my Raisin Bran (yeah, yeah, I know).
Leon Phelps (sp?) was whining to a professional political analyst that said the electoral colledge system is one of the big reasons that people are not turning out to vote. He was proposing that we get rid of the electoral colledge system (which I'm all for).
The conversation went basically like this:
Leon: Don't you think that getting rid of the current system would be the end of our country as we know it.
Analyst: No, I don't.
Leon: Well, are you actually saying that the person that wins the popular vote should REALLY be the person elected president?
Analyst: Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. And what would be wrong with that. After all, isn't that the entire point of a democratic system?
Leon: Well, you have to admit that the American public are probably not the best qualified to chose their leadership. After all, the system has worked properly for over 200 years.
Analyst: What you are saying is very insulting to the general population. And it hasn't worked 'perfectly' for over 200 years. The originators of the system looked at this as a temporary fix for the problem that would be reviewed, analyzed, changed and evolved over time. And instead we have people that are basically worshipping the current system of election as if it was handed down by god himself and absolutely refuse to accept that change is even a possibility. Put the power in the hands of the people. Don't fool around with this garbage of electoral votes (which don't reflect the real popular vote at all).
etc.
Basically, (this was paraphrased, but you get the jist) Leon was trying to say that we cannot change the current system because that runs the risk of removing power from the big two and the analyst was saying that the people should have the power that the are told the have and the popular vote should actually determine the winner. It's sad that the media is so biased. And at one time I had thought that CNN was half-way non-biased on political garbage. But it appears that it's non-biased as long as we are only accepting the big two as political parties. Everyone else sucks (and this has been reinforced over and over as CNN states continuously not to 'waste votes' on third parties or "W" will be elected because third parties are just removing votes from the 'good guy' Al Gore. What shit!).
Anyway, sorry for the rant, now back to our regularly scheduled political garbage.
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
It could very well be the trigger mechanism.
Picture this:
Everyone comes home from work (since for the people that do work, skipping for something as trivial as 'election day' is not an option) and sit down at their computers to download their daily dose of tunes and porn. Within a few minutes they realize that there is something terribly wrong, but aren't quite intelligent enough to understand what. After three or four reboots of their computers, they finally give up and try masturbating (a common after-work relaxation technique for many I'm sure), but without their daily dose of porn it just isn't quite working out. Picture it, thousands and thousands of horny and frustrated morons, unable to get satisfaction from their masturbation, running crazed through the streets, screaming for porn and music, trying to hump dogs and cats and anything else they can get ahold of. Anything, as long as they can take out their frustrations on something.
Of course, at some point one of them will get the idea of grabbing some nice firm young teen and soon the streets will be filled with an orgy of rape and slaughter as young women are raped and beaten. Oh god, the humanity!
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
The Open Source Sloth returns from a brief posting hiatus and breaks his moderation imposed silence by asking the question on everyone's lips:
Hey Bob! What happened to the idea of going legit? I thought your goal was to actually go from -100 karma up to the +1 posting bonus. How are you going to do that if you keep doing this stupid-ass Bobabooey to you all shit?
Slow moving marsupials and the women that love them
I would prefer larger ass probes. What's the point of getting f'ed up the backside if you can't feel it?
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Goodbye dumbass. Although, at least you made the effort of saying something more than first post! Sort of.
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Then perhaps you should add a question mark to the new shoes subject line?
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I believe that is supposed to be:
Shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape
These seven words they are trying to take!
Ah, for the days when real men played guitars (actually played them, not just banged out three cord shitty radio music).
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You sir show your lack of intelligence with every pro-Scooby Doo post you make. Yes, I know the dog's last name was Doo, but I still don't like it. How would you like your last name to be feces?
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It's only punishable by a month? Shit, sitting in front of TV watching Flintstones for that length of time might be punishment enough for me.
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You my friend, rule!
Finally someone tells it like it is about Scooby Doo. Yes!
And who was the author of that book you mentioned?
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I am not chinese, nor am I communist.
As to your other comment, if the only people in heaven are Christians, than I sure as shit don't want to spend eternity there. Shit, I can't imagine having to put up with the lectures and bullshit on a daily basis that form Christian lifestyles.
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I am assuming by your statement that you think this person is karm whoring. And I personally feel that it is better to not log in when making such a statement. WHen you log in, you can be accused of karma whoring, when you don't all the karma whore screamers in the slashdot universe just have to sit there on their lips. (Well, except for you. I assume the sexual frustration you've built up from watching your parents through the hole in your bedroom wall has finally gotten to you.)
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Yes!
Quality off-topic posts rule!
Keep the dream alive.
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Man, you need some serious help.
Check out Johnny Bravo. For someone as obviously sexually frustrated as you are, it ought to be a real 'turn on'.
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