Funny: "O neat, you quoted me! Now I have to ask, why do you do this? seriously whats the motivation?" "1999 called they want their overused shock pictures back." "Parent post is a goatsex picture. Do not follow. You're an asshole of the proportions in that picture." "Link above is to goatse. Fuck you douchebag." "Turn on TinyUrl previews. It saves lives." "Ugh. Goatse. NSFW. Asshole (poster and picture, both)." "Seriously... new account to post that... what a douche!" "You're a fucking douchbag." - "That is the most accurate comment yet" "Not gonna click it to find out, but I'd be surprised if parent's link wasn't goatse... It appears you would be correct sir. Why oh why do I always forget..." "My word, what is wrong with your anus? I'd get that checked out." "It's because of Assholes like you that I can no longer trust URL shorteners" "Would advise against clicking the link in the troll post above. Especially if you're at work atm." "Thanks, I'm reading slashdot in class like a good student and just got tubgirl'd." "Watching second monitor, there was something wrong with the other screen. Control + w. Phew..." "Hey family! Come look! They're opening the Google Talk client! Now, click here......" (sees goatse) "I tried to post warnings about the goaste loving jerk yesterday but was modded into oblivion as a karma whore" "Posting your picture online again?", "Really? Are you not tired of this yet?" (Me posts goatse link and tells that it is SFW): "You mean NSFW asshole." "Can you not afford normal entertainment?" "This is grown up talk, 4chan is that way ->" "Oops. goatse link" - "The AC speaks truth! (Well I didn't let it finish loading, but the browser was connecting to goatse.ru...)" "He likes his urinal cakes nice and sudsy, so he tries to piss us off." "Link is Goatse" - "Thanks. Does nerd soccer attract nerd hooligans?"
Hate: "Motherfucker. Some of us are at work and don't want to have a drilled out anus pop up on their fucking screen. Christ." "BAN HIM!" "Ur a faggot for posting that." "Death to all assholes - Let's put you first into the guillotine" "You fucker" - "I had the same thought as you. What a fucking asshole. The link is nsfw." "I hate your guts.", "WTF you fucking asshole.", "Fucking troll, do not click there" "I hope you die in a fire before you are old enough to contaminate the gene pool." "It would be more interesting if I had a piece of pipe and your face, in close proximity so I could smash your face beyond recognition," "Bravo teeny bopper. You're a really mature mother fucker (or do you prefer father fucking? Damn you homo erotic shittter)." "Wait! I think I hear your mommy calling to give your tongue a good soap washing. And maybe she'll execute you too" "I did not even bother to look, but this same idiot has been doing this for weeks now. Fuck off asshole." "Asshole. literally. Goatse is so old. Grow up you fool." "Asshole... Ginormous asshole, in fact." "Ugh. Goatse. You asshole." "Better than you, you arse bandit." "You're a lowlife faggot piece of shit." "Ah, a sheep troll. "Baaa! I post disgusting photos! Baaa!"
"First time testemonies: "Wow, all these years I managed to avoid seeing the goatse.cx guy, priding myself on my resilience to clicking on random image links from friends and trolls alike, taking comfort in the fact that I could identify a shock JPG based on a few lines of pixels while the holding the clipped window at the edge of my screen, and yet... now it's all for naught."
"After all these years, I finally fell for it. Just off to bleach my eyes.. thanks for that."
"Damnit, mod this guy up before GP gets any one else. My eyes, dear god my eyes, I'd managed not to see that until today!" "WARNING: Don't click on the parent's link! Damn goatse! The first I experienced, no less. "Parent is goatse. Dammit, and I've avoided it for a decade." "ALERT ! goatse ya got me:("
Slashdot Mirror
Funny: ... new account to post that ... what a douche!"
"O neat, you quoted me! Now I have to ask, why do you do this? seriously whats the motivation?"
"1999 called they want their overused shock pictures back."
"Parent post is a goatsex picture. Do not follow. You're an asshole of the proportions in that picture."
"Link above is to goatse. Fuck you douchebag."
"Turn on TinyUrl previews. It saves lives."
"Ugh. Goatse. NSFW. Asshole (poster and picture, both)."
"Seriously
"You're a fucking douchbag." - "That is the most accurate comment yet"
"Not gonna click it to find out, but I'd be surprised if parent's link wasn't goatse... It appears you would be correct sir. Why oh why do I always forget..."
"My word, what is wrong with your anus? I'd get that checked out."
"It's because of Assholes like you that I can no longer trust URL shorteners"
"Would advise against clicking the link in the troll post above. Especially if you're at work atm."
"Thanks, I'm reading slashdot in class like a good student and just got tubgirl'd."
"Watching second monitor, there was something wrong with the other screen. Control + w. Phew..."
"Hey family! Come look! They're opening the Google Talk client! Now, click here......" (sees goatse)
"I tried to post warnings about the goaste loving jerk yesterday but was modded into oblivion as a karma whore"
"Posting your picture online again?", "Really? Are you not tired of this yet?"
(Me posts goatse link and tells that it is SFW): "You mean NSFW asshole."
"Can you not afford normal entertainment?" "This is grown up talk, 4chan is that way ->"
"Oops. goatse link" - "The AC speaks truth! (Well I didn't let it finish loading, but the browser was connecting to goatse.ru...)"
"He likes his urinal cakes nice and sudsy, so he tries to piss us off."
"Link is Goatse" - "Thanks. Does nerd soccer attract nerd hooligans?"
Hate:
"Motherfucker. Some of us are at work and don't want to have a drilled out anus pop up on their fucking screen. Christ."
"BAN HIM!" "Ur a faggot for posting that."
"Death to all assholes - Let's put you first into the guillotine"
"You fucker" - "I had the same thought as you. What a fucking asshole. The link is nsfw."
"I hate your guts.", "WTF you fucking asshole.", "Fucking troll, do not click there"
"I hope you die in a fire before you are old enough to contaminate the gene pool."
"It would be more interesting if I had a piece of pipe and your face, in close proximity so I could smash your face beyond recognition,"
"Bravo teeny bopper. You're a really mature mother fucker (or do you prefer father fucking? Damn you homo erotic shittter)."
"Wait! I think I hear your mommy calling to give your tongue a good soap washing. And maybe she'll execute you too"
"I did not even bother to look, but this same idiot has been doing this for weeks now. Fuck off asshole."
"Asshole. literally. Goatse is so old. Grow up you fool."
"Asshole... Ginormous asshole, in fact." "Ugh. Goatse. You asshole."
"Better than you, you arse bandit." "You're a lowlife faggot piece of shit."
"Ah, a sheep troll. "Baaa! I post disgusting photos! Baaa!"
"First time testemonies:
"Wow, all these years I managed to avoid seeing the goatse.cx guy, priding myself on my resilience to clicking on random image links from friends and trolls alike, taking comfort in the fact that I could identify a shock JPG based on a few lines of pixels while the holding the clipped window at the edge of my screen, and yet... now it's all for naught."
"After all these years, I finally fell for it. Just off to bleach my eyes.. thanks for that."
"Damnit, mod this guy up before GP gets any one else. My eyes, dear god my eyes, I'd managed not to see that until today!" :("
"WARNING: Don't click on the parent's link! Damn goatse! The first I experienced, no less.
"Parent is goatse. Dammit, and I've avoided it for a decade."
"ALERT ! goatse ya got me
Tes
Shame, TFA has no video of the matches.
Yet, I managed to find it. Enjoy!