Yo man, oddly enough, as I was filling out my new information(since your network couldn't find my original ID Energizerbunny, which happened the last time I visited about oh, I don't know TEN years ago) I realized, that the last time I created an account to make a sarcastic comment about something on here, I think this was the same damn article. Literally. No, aliens aren't trying to destroy the human race for the sake of the galaxy, we'd be dead. Even in the most advanced technology that exists today, and believe me, I know them all, we'd be dead. We're retards. So, get that self important threat to the universe heads out of your butts, cuz it aint happenin cornholio. (I was tweeting when I found this...lol.)
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Yo man, oddly enough, as I was filling out my new information(since your network couldn't find my original ID Energizerbunny, which happened the last time I visited about oh, I don't know TEN years ago) I realized, that the last time I created an account to make a sarcastic comment about something on here, I think this was the same damn article. Literally. No, aliens aren't trying to destroy the human race for the sake of the galaxy, we'd be dead. Even in the most advanced technology that exists today, and believe me, I know them all, we'd be dead. We're retards. So, get that self important threat to the universe heads out of your butts, cuz it aint happenin cornholio. (I was tweeting when I found this...lol.)