I bought my eMac at CompUSA. The next time I went into the store the price had dropped by $100. I brought in my sales receipt and they gave me $100. Their policy is that if the price of what you purchased decreases within two weeks after your purchase date then they will refund the difference.
Dear Sweetheart, I just wanted you to know that everything is okay. I am managing somehow to spend ALL your money, and I went out this afternoon and upgraded your eye and ear implants with the coupon I got from the Phillip Morris Company. Thank God for coupons! Your Opto-Enterologist said that this new superdelux implant set will be good for THREE years thanks to a new brand of Mercury amalgam the Philip Morris company is now using. On a positive note, my uncle has only three more weeks to do in the intertia chamber and will be parolled to do garbage patrol, so he should be able to gain the use of his limbs in no time. If not, I think there is a chance that we can ask him for some stem cells to feed Rick-- McDonalds is not what it used to be-- he's not able to maintain his ideal 325 pounds, and being a scrawny 250 pounder among his peers is affecting his thumb-to-joystick performance. I figure we can supplement his diet with Uncle Bill's stem cells and bring his weight up to at least 300 pounds by Christmas, Rick will then be able to enjoy his carple tunnel... Also, Bonnie is taking Midge to Pepsi U this weekend to look at the law library about that fine. I know that 6K is a bit much to be fined for singing "H*PP@ BIR%#&AY(TM)", but I think it's money well worth spent. It should really teach Lollie to focus on what's important-- respecting our copyright laws. Distribution is everything.
Love, your devoted wife
PS: Dear, I know there was some concern on your behalf of my not making the quota to spend at least 85% of your take home-- is there anything you're not telling me? I don't want us to get in trouble with the Corps.
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I bought my eMac at CompUSA. The next time
I went into the store the price had dropped by $100. I brought in my sales receipt and they gave me $100. Their policy is that if the price of what you purchased decreases within two weeks after your purchase date then they will refund the difference.
Dear Sweetheart, I just wanted you to know that everything is okay. I am managing somehow to spend ALL your money, and I went out this afternoon and upgraded your eye and ear implants with the coupon I got from the
Phillip Morris Company. Thank God for coupons! Your Opto-Enterologist said that this new superdelux implant set will be good for THREE years thanks to a new brand of Mercury amalgam the Philip Morris company is now using. On a positive note, my uncle has only three more weeks to do in the intertia chamber and will be parolled to do garbage patrol, so he
should be able to gain the use of his limbs in no time. If not, I think there is a chance that we can ask him for some stem cells to feed Rick--
McDonalds is not what it used to be-- he's not able to maintain his ideal 325 pounds, and being a scrawny 250 pounder among his peers is affecting his thumb-to-joystick performance. I figure we can supplement his diet with Uncle Bill's stem cells and bring his weight up to at least 300 pounds by Christmas, Rick will then be able to enjoy his carple
tunnel... Also, Bonnie is taking Midge to Pepsi U this weekend to look at the law library about that fine. I know that 6K is a bit much to
be fined for singing "H*PP@ BIR%#&AY(TM)", but I think it's money well worth spent. It should really teach Lollie to focus on what's important-- respecting our copyright laws. Distribution is everything.
Love, your devoted wife
PS: Dear, I know there was some concern on your behalf of my not making
the quota to spend at least 85% of your take home-- is there anything
you're not telling me? I don't want us to get in trouble with the Corps.