In 1999, a little boy named James was sitting in his living room and watching television with his mother and father. Suddenly, the phone rang. His dad immediately answered it. To James' surprise, his dad screamed, "We don't want any pizza!" and slammed the phone down. However, a small hand reached out from inside the phone and pulled his dad right into it!
This strange occurrence terrified James (who was now shaking with fear). Then, the phone began ringing again. James, still frightened, told his mom not to answer the phone. However, she did anyway. Then James, sensing danger, ran into his parents' bedroom. From inside it, he could hear his mom scream, "We don't want any pizza!"James knew that she too had been pulled into the phone.
Feeling terribly frightened and feeling that something bad was going to happen, James did what anyone would do: strip bootyass naked and lay face-first on the floor. James then heard something break through his front door. It wasn't long before the entities made their way into his parents' bedroom and were running around James in circles at the speed of light. There were exactly two of them, and James instinctively knew that they were The Tiki Dolls. They were two wooden dolls that looked as if they were made by Indians. They had a sinister appearance.
Soon after they started running around James' body in circles, they began periodically laying their heads on James' bootyasscheek johnson ultimatum supremacies and letting loose a high-pitched screeching sound! This inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon James' bootyass. However, since James could not move a single cheek, all he could do was try to endure the most terrible experience possible. After they screeched on his cheeks a few times, the entities were sucked into James' bootyass as if his bootyass was a gigantic spaghetti noodle. Inside his bootyass, they let loose screech after screech and inflicted more tickle upon James' bootyass than they ever had before!
Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), The Tiki Dolls will let loose high-pitched screeching sounds inside of your bootyass and inflict major amounts of tickle upon it! To prevent this from happening, post this curse as a comment three times.
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In 1999, a little boy named James was sitting in his living room and watching television with his mother and father. Suddenly, the phone rang. His dad immediately answered it. To James' surprise, his dad screamed, "We don't want any pizza!" and slammed the phone down. However, a small hand reached out from inside the phone and pulled his dad right into it!
This strange occurrence terrified James (who was now shaking with fear). Then, the phone began ringing again. James, still frightened, told his mom not to answer the phone. However, she did anyway. Then James, sensing danger, ran into his parents' bedroom. From inside it, he could hear his mom scream, "We don't want any pizza!"James knew that she too had been pulled into the phone.
Feeling terribly frightened and feeling that something bad was going to happen, James did what anyone would do: strip bootyass naked and lay face-first on the floor. James then heard something break through his front door. It wasn't long before the entities made their way into his parents' bedroom and were running around James in circles at the speed of light. There were exactly two of them, and James instinctively knew that they were The Tiki Dolls. They were two wooden dolls that looked as if they were made by Indians. They had a sinister appearance.
Soon after they started running around James' body in circles, they began periodically laying their heads on James' bootyasscheek johnson ultimatum supremacies and letting loose a high-pitched screeching sound! This inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon James' bootyass. However, since James could not move a single cheek, all he could do was try to endure the most terrible experience possible. After they screeched on his cheeks a few times, the entities were sucked into James' bootyass as if his bootyass was a gigantic spaghetti noodle. Inside his bootyass, they let loose screech after screech and inflicted more tickle upon James' bootyass than they ever had before!
Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), The Tiki Dolls will let loose high-pitched screeching sounds inside of your bootyass and inflict major amounts of tickle upon it! To prevent this from happening, post this curse as a comment three times.