In 1998, a little boy named Tyler was relaxing in the bathtub. The tub was nearly overfilled. Suddenly, he felt something in the water zip into his bootyass! He immediately jumped up, ran out of the tub, and ran out of the bathroom door without any clothes on.
However, he backed up into a wall and crashed down to the ground. With his back against the wall, his eyes closed, and his bootyass naked bootyass sitting on the floor, he farted. He kept farting over and over, and then, suddenly, he farted out a red toy! It had brown hair, yellow skin, a round head, two painted on eyes and a mouth, a square body that was painted red, and arms that were molded into its body.
Somehow, Tyler was looking at his own bootyasscheekcrackhole as if he was looking through a security camera. The toy screamed angrily, "That's it! Now ya gonna get it!" Then, the toy put its mouth on his bootyasscheekcrackhole and began blowing! This inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Tyler's bootyass!
Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), the very same toy will blow on your bootyasscheekcrackhole and inflict major amounts of tickle upon it! To prevent this from happening, copy and paste this entire comment and then repost it as a comment three times.
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In 1998, a little boy named Tyler was relaxing in the bathtub. The tub was nearly overfilled. Suddenly, he felt something in the water zip into his bootyass! He immediately jumped up, ran out of the tub, and ran out of the bathroom door without any clothes on.
However, he backed up into a wall and crashed down to the ground. With his back against the wall, his eyes closed, and his bootyass naked bootyass sitting on the floor, he farted. He kept farting over and over, and then, suddenly, he farted out a red toy! It had brown hair, yellow skin, a round head, two painted on eyes and a mouth, a square body that was painted red, and arms that were molded into its body.
Somehow, Tyler was looking at his own bootyasscheekcrackhole as if he was looking through a security camera. The toy screamed angrily, "That's it! Now ya gonna get it!" Then, the toy put its mouth on his bootyasscheekcrackhole and began blowing! This inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Tyler's bootyass!
Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), the very same toy will blow on your bootyasscheekcrackhole and inflict major amounts of tickle upon it! To prevent this from happening, copy and paste this entire comment and then repost it as a comment three times.