User: Mike Hock

FREE as in Tacos mom's mouth & ass!!

On: MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium"

I rammed my dick up your mommas ass.
And it was free!

Biatch

I'm so hot I creamed my keyboard! 15gal WOW

On: MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium"

You slut, I want your little worm!!

Ask & you shall receive!!

On: MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium"

Details, as requested!!

You are welcome!!

Timothy is lying to all of you!!

On: MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium"

Timothy is lying to all of you!!

MS bad, Linug good, your mom==whore

On: US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners

Infallible logic

Thank you

My balls dangle on your moms chin!!

On: US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners

She licks it up!

She swallows

Then she comes back for more!!!

Thank You

STFU Katz

On: US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners

Asshole!!

I know its you, you dirty bastard!

I won't listen to Hemos I won't listen to Homos

On: US Patent Office To Hire 500 New Examiners

I won't listen to Hemos I won't listen to Homos

Who the hell are you trying to impress??!?!

On: The Phony Conflict:802-11 & His Pal Bluetooth

Well Looky here look at my excellent set of links

Please be my friend

Hey mr pimply geek boy you like my links,Are you impressed?
if you do can we have anal sex!!

HA HA HA youe are a WHORE!!

Thank you

Seen this before

On: The Phony Conflict:802-11 & His Pal Bluetooth

Yahoo! had the story 3 days ago!!

That's not her hymen

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

It's a piece of condom i left inside her!!!

COUld you taste me in her??

Life is like a box of chocolates....

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

I use to know the rest but I know it ends with:

Your mother is a whore!

sorry my bad .... & oh yeah FUCK YOU

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

You and your inbred family suck ass!!

Fuck you and your ass reaming troop of trolls

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

You can suck my hairy beanbag

and oh, BTW FUCK you

I WILL NOT BE CENSOSORED by your gang of halfwits!!

So blow it out your as ASSMONKEY!!

Oh yeah in case I hadn't mentioned it..... FUCK YOU

Take your anthrax... yeah thats right hold it in the hand that you use to fist your mother

& SHOVE it way up your ass right next to the seven gerbils you keep there you felching rat bastard

and in case you misssed it.... FUCK YOU commie bastard

Thank you

OOps my bad... fixed the link to KATZ' web site

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

Katz loves the young uns

l053r5!!!

bone jur my traitorous unwashed eurotrash friend

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

You smell like a frenchman!!!

Your mom likes me the best!!

I would never wanna eat yo momma!!!!

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

Unless I want a mouthfull of taco cream!!!

On second though ....... CALL YOUR MOMMA

Ima comin' over for some lovin

Mon chien voudrait manger ton pere!!

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

Merci

Biatch

Not too bad?!? WTF?!? It is pure filthy cock

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

Pure unadulterated COCK

And shit encrusted at that!!

Put that in your homo pipe & smoke it TACO!!

You know what?

On: Internet Firms Launch New Web Rating System

A

abdominable voorheaves
air the diced carrots
alan's Psychedelic Breakfast
animate throat-missles
anti-poop
arf

B

backwards bungee
bad caugh
barf
bark at ants
barking turkey
belch chasers
big spit
bit spit
blanch
blevis
blow
blow beets
blow bile
blow breakfast
blow chow
blow chowder
blow chunks
blow cookies
blow din-din
blow doughnuts
blow foam
blow groceries
blow lunch
blow your eats
blue chip special
bhluuuugh
boke
boot
boot camp
bow down before the porcelain god
bowel backup
brack
bring it up for a vote
brown-nose it
buick
burping bits
buy my buick

C

cack (Jeff Gerstmann)
call buicks
call dinosaurs
call for huey
call the elephants
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
call uncle ralph
call ralph on the big white telephone
calling jacob
carl earl
call (by telphone) the holy Urlich (the sound made while vomiting)
catch it on the rebound
chandu
Cheektowaga scream
chuck a pizza
chuckle
chum
chunder
chunderspew
clean house
clearing your throat the easy way
churn
commode hugging
cookin' for the cafeteria
copiously cough one's cookies
coughing chunks
curl and hurl

D

decorate pavement
deliver street pizza
den heiligen Ulrich anrufen translation
disgorge
divulge dinner
don ho heave
drain the main
dribble phlem
drive the porcelain bus
drop chowder
dry boke
dump core

E

earl
eating backwards
effusing the night's excess

F

facial diarrhea
fecal burp
feed the birds
feed the fish, ducks
feed the houseplants
feed your young
fertilize the sidewalk
fill up the Tory swimming pool
fling floor pie
food escape!
food flight
fubar

G

gack
gag
get a refund on your lunch
give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god
go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
growling splash monkey

H

hack it out
hack'n bile
hack some stew
have a school lunch rerun
ham hawking
hawk
heave
heccccchluuug
hiccup from hell
hock up a furball
honk
hooverin'
horfing it up
hork
huey
hug the porcelain wishing well
hurl
hurling projectile material with or without chunks

I

induce antiperistalsis
inverse gut
involuntary personal protein spill

J

jump shot

K

kissing the can
kotsen/kotzen
kneel before the porcelain throne

L

lap lung butter
lateral cookie toss
laugh at the carpet
laugh at the lawn
laugh at your shoes
launch lunch
leave lunch
liquid laugh
liquid scream
liquidate your assets
look for o'rourke
lose flourescent christmas cheer
lose some chopped carrots
lose weight
lose your lunch
lunch
lurch

M

make a (technicolor) tribute to disney
make an offering to the porcelain god
make chowder
make a crustless pizza
make food offerings to the china gods
make pavement asterisks
make the oatmeal hit the wall
meet my friends ralph and earl
mug the hurpey
multi-colored yawn

N

negative chug

O

offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god
order buicks over the big white phone
organ recital
organic output
out of stomach experience

P

parbreake
pavement pizza
paint one's trousers
paint the back seat
park a tiger
park a buick
plant beets
play the whale
pop a gastric zit
porcelain projectiles
pour one's overindulgence
povracati
power barf
power boot
pray at the porcelain altar
pray to the porcelain goddess
pray to the porcelain gods
praying to the porcelain princess
preach it to the congregation
prepare dinner for a racist
projectile style
protein spill
psychadelic spit
puke

Q

quake one's gizzard
quease

R

rainbow fountain
rainbow kiss
regurgitate
ralph
read the toilet
recycle your lunch
regurgitate
retch
return the tripe
reverse diarrhea
reverse drink
reverse gears
reverse gut
reverse peristalsis
ride the regurgitron
rope på elgen --- Norwegian: call the moose
round trip meal ticket

S

screaming at the ants
scream cookies
sell a buick
sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!! buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! hyuuuundai!!!!)
shaq-fu
shout at your shoes
shout europe at the sink
shouting to Huey and Ralph
shunder
shpew
sing lunch
sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl
sing to the sink
slam barf
snarf (aka: vomit via nasal passages)
sneeze cheeze
sneeze chunks
soul coughing
spew
spew chunks
spew snacks
spew spuds
spew the wild oats
spill the groceries
spill your life story
spit cheese
splash your hash
split pea spew
stomach overflow error
sprout

T

talk to god on the big white telephone
talk to huey down the big white telephone.
talk to john on the porcelain telephone
talk to ralph on the big white telephone
talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone
talk to the carpet
talk to your shoes
taste dinner
tastes even better the second time
taste lunch twice
technicolor yawn
technicolor yodel
the big spit
the brooklyn mating call
the jersey yodel
throw dinner
throw up
throw your voice
thunder-chunder rainbow parfait
toilet bowl love
toss your cookies
toss your tacos
turn your guts inside out
tuna salad swimming upstream

U

uebergeben
uke
ulrik
un-eat
upchuck

V

vector-spew
visible burp
vomit

W

warhol wail
waste good beer
whistling beef
wolf
woof
worf
worship at the porcelain altar
worship the porcelain god
worhip ralph at the great procelain throne
wretch
wyatt erp

Y

yak
yark
yatch
yawn for the hearing impaired
yeech
yell at the ground
yell for hughie
yodel
york
yorkel
yorp
yuke

Z

zook

I'm no ST, but I play one on TV

On: A Strategic Comparison of Windows Vs. Unix

You dont know me, that's why I carry this:

8===D

No luke, this is your father!!

On: A Strategic Comparison of Windows Vs. Unix

Come to the dark side!!

I did once, thats how i met your mom

On: A Strategic Comparison of Windows Vs. Unix

I fucked her raw!!!

Ahh th good old days!!!

You pretentious little cunt

On: A Strategic Comparison of Windows Vs. Unix

It could not have come from any other place than your tiny peanut sized brain!!!

Fuck of you cum guzzling queen

I got my eye on you

And

and

I LIKE WHAT I SEE!!

What do you say we meet, i buy you some ice cream an we have a little party

sigh?!?! come on bitch, you can do better

On: A Strategic Comparison of Windows Vs. Unix

Come here, bend over and I'' have you squealing like a piggy and screaming for more!!

Come on biatch, dance on the wild side

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!